How does Google do it?

[todd2000]

How is it that I can make a post on this Forum, and click submit, and then within 5 seconds open a new window and do a Google search and get my post in the search results? How the heck does Google keep up with stuff on this site (and millions of others) so fast. They can't possibly be scanning everything on every site 24/7, so how do they do it? Must be Magic....

 

[RawBert]

It's been about 10 minutes since your post and I just looked for this thread on google but I cannot find it.

I thought it took a couple of days.

 

[IBradMac]

It's been about 10 minutes since your post and I just looked for this thread on google but I cannot find it.

I thought it too a couple of days.

Must be magic.

 

[Melrose]

if you upload a video to YouTube, include a link to your site in the description, Google will crawl it within a few hours. That's fast.. considering they can take several months to list a new site, or changes to an existing one.

 

[bobfitz14]

google<3

 

[dmr727]

Gnomes.

Lots and lots of gnomes.

 

[acfusion29]

easy.. there's a bunch of monkeys sitting behind computers going through forums and constantly updating the Google Database

 

[RawBert]

Well, it's up now. Those gnomes or monkeys are quick, man. Or maybe magic, like Brad said.

 

[.Andy]

easy.. there's a bunch of monkeys sitting behind computers going through forums

Here's a list of said forum monkeys

 

[todd2000]

It's been about 10 minutes since your post and I just looked for this thread on google but I cannot find it.

I thought it took a couple of days.

I've definitely made a post here and found it in Google within a few minutes before, not sure how..

 

[RITZFit]

Those bastards are hiding in your webcam...they see what your doing

 

[sushi]

Simple.

Google has an app loaded onto your computer that runs in the background which reports back the mother ship on all URLs you access.

 

[ethical]

Simple.

Google has an app loaded onto your computer that runs in the background which reports back the mother ship on all URLs you access.

wouldn't be surprised

 

[iAlan]

Simple.

Google has an app loaded onto your computer that runs in the background which reports back the mother ship on all URLs you access.

<Deletes porn history from computer - replaces with links to puppies, kittens and fluffy rabbits>

 

[steve2112]

The answer is simple: Oompa Loompas. Duh. I'm convinced the Googleplex HQ has an insane server farm and a bunch of Oompa Loompas running it.