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HUGE dilemma (where to "go")

I would...

  • Flush the stuff and pee or the other way around.

    Votes: 6 14.3%

  • Pee into the stuff, leave it for the rest of the night and hope the mixture doesn't explode.

    Votes: 10 23.8%

  • Pee in the shower.

    Votes: 20 47.6%

  • Pee into a bottle and flush it tomorrow.

    Votes: 6 14.3%
  • Total voters
    42
  • Poll closed .
Sesshi

Sesshi

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Original poster
Jun 3, 2006
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I plunked in some pretty expensive stuff which is supposed to get my toilet looking absolutely immaculate a few hours ago, thinking I'd be sleeping by now. Thing is, I've stayed up doing some financial modelling and also of course surfing MR. Meanwhile I've been drinking copious amounts of alcohol and water.

I now need to pee.

What would you do in my situation?
 
Just pee in the stuff and let it sit.
It won't explode, and it if does, your bathroom is covered in tile. Hose it down.

Or use the neighbor's loo.
 
Use the sink.

Reminds me of a promising joke I heard of TV's 'Airline!' (joke by Buzz Sutherland)

"Ever been in a bad hotel? Where the walls are so thin you have to tell the person in the room next to you to turn out their light? I was was in one of those once. I had to call the front desk once-- I told the person who answered the phone 'I've gotta leak in my sink!" and she said 'Go ahead!'
 
Out the window! Or you could always just aim for the middle of the loo where there is no china...
 
This is, by far, the best poll we've had on MacRumors to date...

Definitely pee in the shower. You wouldn't want to ruin a perfectly good toilet-cleaning solution, would you? Oh, and you don't want to risk peeing on your hands either...or smelling a whiff of the bottle when you open it in the morning :eek: .
 
technicolor said:
This is really weird.

Do you really need someone to help you with this decision?

:confused:
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I think you're forgetting the part where Sesshi mentioned all the alcohol. Somehow I think that has something to do with it. :p
 
1.) drink the expensive stuff from the toilet bowl.
2.) pee and flush.
3.) wait till you have to pee again. it will be the toilet cleaner that you pee. pee it back into the toilet bowl.
4.) flush tomorrow again.

easy.
 
Sesshi said:
I plunked in some pretty expensive stuff which is supposed to get my toilet looking absolutely immaculate a few hours ago, thinking I'd be sleeping by now. Thing is, I've stayed up doing some financial modelling and also of course surfing MR. Meanwhile I've been drinking copious amounts of alcohol and water.

I now need to pee.

What would you do in my situation?
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If you have time to post a question and set up a poll, I'm thinking you don't need to pee that bad. Just wait until the urge is unbearable and then use whatever receptacle is closest.
 
CorvusCamenarum said:
If you have time to post a question and set up a poll, I'm thinking you don't need to pee that bad. Just wait until the urge is unbearable and then use whatever receptacle is closest.
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yeah.. it's been more than an hour since the first post... I wonder what he actually did.

I love the friday night drunk thread. :p
 
Gatorade bottles have a wide mouth. Just don't put it anywhere you might reach for a drink later. At a quick glance, you might not tell the difference before you find yourself spraying the wall.;)
 
wow... there is an amounting problem with polls here...:rolleyes:


Go outside if you are really that nuts about your "clean" toilet. It will get dirty again anyway so i don't see why you are making an issue out of that. You cleaned it a few hours ago with expensive stuff, so what? It's a toilet, you aren't coveting precious diamonds or something (unless you have a toilet encrusted with gems or something MTV Cribs worth :D )
 
baby duck monge said:
I think you're forgetting the part where Sesshi mentioned all the alcohol. Somehow I think that has something to do with it. :p
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I dont drink...

I guess I underestimate what liquor can do to a person

lol
 
OutThere said:
Is that what happened to your power receptacle? :D
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Ah, well, the truth is out now. That, indeed, is what caused the problem....

BurnedOutlet.jpg
 
Anyone else beginning to get concerned?

I'll do my own poll:

( ) Sesshi is passed out (urine everywhere)
( ) Sesshi gave up on the clean toilet idea, used it, and passed out
( ) Sesshi used one of the other suggestions, and subsequently passed out.


:D
 
michaelrjohnson said:
Anyone else beginning to get concerned?

I'll do my own poll:

( ) Sesshi is passed out (urine everywhere)
( ) Sesshi gave up on the clean toilet idea, used it, and passed out
( ) Sesshi used one of the other suggestions, and subsequently passed out.


:D
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Sesshi was dismembered by a rabbid jackalope attack while whizzing outside..

are those sirens I here!:D
 
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