"I Am ********** JAMES BOND!"

[JLEW700]

Guess Sean Connery should have done the commercial and asked for payment in Apple stock. Oh well.

http://scoopertino.com/exposed-the-imac-disaster-that-almost-was/

 

[d4rkc4sm]

wow what a dick head

 

[decafjava]

FAKE! Or did you miss the "All the news that's fit to fabricate" and "Unreal Apple news" at the top?

 

[Heilage]

That was quite funny. ^_^

 

[125037]

"Removed picture with profanity" Wow....

 

[yayitsezekiel]

you guys realize that's a parody website right? lol

 

[0098386]

If that was real; lol.
But it's not so I say to you "Move along people there's nothing to see here".

 

[eawmp1]

I am continually amazed of the lack of reading comprehension in the world. In a world of sound bites, many have forgotten that context is everything.

 

[-aggie-]

I am continually amazed of the lack of reading comprehension in the world. In a world of sound bites, many have forgotten that context is everything.

With some of the posts in the iPhone forum, I'm not amazed.

 

[velocityg4]

Though it is a fake. It is still funny to read the letter in your head with an angry and condescending Sean Connery voice.

 

[eawmp1]

Though it is a fake. It is still funny to read the letter in your head with an angry and condescending Sean Connery voice.

I actually pictured THIS Connery:

 

[Tilpots]

I actually pictured THIS Connery:

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Who is "Your Mother," Trebek?

Funny story. Even funnier was the ad for Johnnie Ives' castle. Great stuff!

 

[Mousse]

Though it is a fake. It is still funny to read the letter in your head with an angry and condescending Sean Connery voice.

What gave it away? The 007 logo at the bottom of the letter? That's a newer version (looks like the 2005 version) than the one from Connery's days as Mr. Bond.

I tried reading out loud. Ending every word with -sh took a bit of practice.