I have a Kleenex in my Sub!

[Antimatter]

So yeah. I was sitting at my desk and I decided to turn my music way up. The subwoofer sounded a little weird so I went down to it to have a closer look. I happened to have a Kleenex in my hand (a clean one mind you) and so I thought I would be cool and put it in the woofer and see the air push it out....

But it decided to suck it in instead... Now I have a Kleenex in my sub! I've always wanted one.
I don't know how I'm going to get it out or if I'm going to even try. I can't see it at all when I look into it and it doesn't change the sound. So I guess it's all good.

Moral of the story? Never stick a Kleenex next to your subwoofer, it might get hungry and eat it.

 

[Blue Velvet]

From the title alone, anyone else thought the OP had a (possibly used) tissue in their sandwich? Ew.

 

[brn2ski00]

From the title alone, anyone else thought the OP had a (possibly used) tissue in their sandwich? Ew.

HAHA, thats exactly what i thought!

 

[psycoswimmer]

From the title alone, anyone else thought the OP had a (possibly used) tissue in their sandwich? Ew.

Yes, I was expecting another finger-in-Wendy's-chili type story.

Well as long as the tissue doesn't harm it, I guess it doesn't matter! And now you have a cool icebreaker for anyone in your room.

 

[~David]

From the title alone, anyone else thought the OP had a (possibly used) tissue in their sandwich? Ew.

Hahaha, same here

 

[smokeyrabbit]

Yes, I was expecting another finger-in-Wendy's-chili type story.

Well as long as the tissue doesn't harm it, I guess it doesn't matter! And now you have a cool icebreaker for anyone in your room.

Yeah, like "I was surfing the web with a kleenex in my hand and somehow it got jerked into the subwoofer..."

 

[brn2ski00]

Yes, I was expecting another finger-in-Wendy's-chili type story.

Well as long as the tissue doesn't harm it, I guess it doesn't matter! And now you have a cool icebreaker for anyone in your room.

I was totally thinking the same thing! What would be worse though, a finger in your chili or a snotty-a$$ tissue in your footlong?!?!?!?

 

[psycoswimmer]

I was totally thinking the same thing! What would be worse though, a finger in your chili or a snotty-a$$ tissue in your footlong?!?!?!?

Finger in a chili, easily.

But assuming that a sub costs more than a bowl of chili and I was far away from the place where I bought it, I guess I'd rather be out of the chili. (Plus I dislike chili.)

 

[Antimatter]

Haha, I knew you guys would find something with my title!

"Umm excuse me Jared I have a Kleenex in my 6in, what should I do?

 

[anti-microsoft]

Imagine if the tissue was dirty and went into the subwoofer... If you maxed-out the volume mucous would have splattered everywhere!

 

[brn2ski00]

Jarred probably eats his 6inchers so fast he doesn't even know whats inside them... LOL

 

[brn2ski00]

Imagine if the tissue was dirty and went into the subwoofer... If you maxed-out the volume mucous would have splattered everywhere!

That would be a sight for sore eyes....

 

[Prof.]

From the title alone, anyone else thought the OP had a (possibly used) tissue in their sandwich? Ew.

That's what I thought. I even had a clever response to it too.

 

[Pees330]

From the title alone, anyone else thought the OP had a (possibly used) tissue in their sandwich? Ew.

I was thinking the same thing. I just had to click on this thread. I'm disappointed now.

 

[Antares]

From the title alone, anyone else thought the OP had a (possibly used) tissue in their sandwich? Ew.

Yep. And it brought back a horrible memory of when I found a bandage in a loaf of bread. Thank you OP.

As for the woofer, the tissue shouldn't cause any permanent physical damage.

 

[jb60606]

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