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I have come to the conclusion that....

cycocelica

cycocelica

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...MacRumor members can't handle girls and they are prone to health problems.

It is also filled with doctors and relationship experts :D .

I love this place :p .

It is late and I am bored. Sue me.
 
We're full of surprises. You just wait and see. When you have us all figured out, we'll come up with something you never expected.
 
i.Feature said:
I wish we got more updates from guys who actually followed advice they were given on here... now that would be funny.:D
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tough to come back and give post advice wrap up when you're picking up your teeth after using said advice... ;)
 
Add another one to the growing list of threads:

Wheres ...Thread
Post your...cat, dog, rat, hotdog, PB,Mac mini, etc..
I'm sick i have hand rubbing sickness(or something of that nature)
I'm a geek and i don't know how to talk to the ladies/Men(something close)
Hi i i'm new!!:)

The list goes on..


Bless
 
cycocelica said:
...MacRumor members can't handle girls and they are prone to health problems.
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Hehehehehe...I like this thread. :D Oh, they're also angry about things. Many, many things. Some of which get run over underneath car tires. :eek: ;) :D

Yes, you're lucky. Lawyers use Windows. And I heard that all that heat from the MacBook Pro is bad for reproductive health.
 
mad jew said:
Is this a rant, a vent or a pet peeve?
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I would say more of an observation. I find it interesting/funny to read through the said threads.

mrwildguitar said:
Haha, at first I didn't know what you were talking about, then I almost spit my drink out.

Thanks for the laugh.
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mkrishnan said:
Hehehehehe...I like this thread. :D Oh, they're also angry about things. Many, many things. Some of which get run over underneath car tires. :eek: ;) :D

Yes, you're lucky. Lawyers use Windows. And I heard that all that heat from the MacBook Pro is bad for reproductive health.
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Two laughs. I would say this thread has accomplished its job.
 
jelloshotsrule said:
i.Feature said:
I wish we got more updates from guys who actually followed advice they were given on here... now that would be funny.
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tough to come back and give post advice wrap up when you're picking up your teeth after using said advice... ;)
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You completely neglect the obvious possibility that the advise given is so good that they now have to deal with all of the women that they have seduced and no longer have time to post here.

On second thought, I've read the advice threads, there are probably some very happy dentists out there....
 
Thomas Veil said:
What do you mean "they"...paleface? ;) :D
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I'm very happily married, and have no trouble with the ladies.
Nor am I geekily drooly over any internet chick I encounter.

So by "they" I mean "everyone who is not me". :)
 
cycocelica said:
It is also filled with doctors and relationship experts :D .
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Welcome to the internet.

The Rules of Being on The Internet:
1) Everything you say is fact. Period.
1b) Everyone else is wrong, no matter what their proof is.
2) Republicans don't exist. Bashing them increases Web cool-points by 3.
3) You must abandon all sense of individuality. Use phrases like "rocks my socks, "..I fail to see how/why....," as often as possible. If possible, replace all exclamation points with 1's. It makes you an instant comedic genious as far as mockery goes.
4) Even though you may think it is a casual place to send messages, writing on the net is essentially proposing an essay for review. Spell check at LEAST 8 times, and always always always correct others in the most obnoxious and rude way possible. After all, not using "its" for "it is" is your devine proof of being a better person.
5) Flame as much as possible. While you'd never do it in real life, the internet is a safe place to prove that you have succeeded at life by means of making fun of others. Anyone who is anyone got to where they are by flaming others on the internet.
 
Josh said:
Welcome to the internet.

The Rules of Being on The Internet:
1) Everything you say is fact. Period.
1b) Everyone else is wrong, no matter what their proof is.
2) Republicans don't exist. Bashing them increases Web cool-points by 3.
3) You must abandon all sense of individuality. Use phrases like "rocks my socks, "..I fail to see how/why....," as often as possible. If possible, replace all exclamation points with 1's. It makes you an instant comedic genious as far as mockery goes.
4) Even though you may think it is a casual place to send messages, writing on the net is essentially proposing an essay for review. Spell check at LEAST 8 times, and always always always correct others in the most obnoxious and rude way possible. After all, not using "its" for "it is" is your devine proof of being a better person.
5) Flame as much as possible. While you'd never do it in real life, the internet is a safe place to prove that you have succeeded at life by means of making fun of others. Anyone who is anyone got to where they are by flaming others on the internet.
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haha, those were EXACT rules people lived by on the old forum I was apart of. Much more rude, but funny none the less.
 
Thomas Veil said:
I don't know about the health problems, but aren't we kidding ourselves if any of us think we can really handle women? Isn't any guy?
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Shhh....it's the internet! We are all the best lovers and constantly turn at least 5 to 6 girls down on a daily basis.

And, the more we post about about how dashing we are, and that the ladies are no problem, the more it becomes true!
 
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