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farqueue

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Jun 18, 2006
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Hello people, i got my new blackbook today. i lost my mac virginity, and i dont regret one single bit!

its such a friggin awesome piece of " i-dont-know-how-to-describe"
 
Since this is in the tips forum, here is 20c.


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Congratulations. :)
 
i betcha u were nervous when u undressed the black lady eh:D

welcome and enjoy further more exciting opening of the lady :D
 
i dare not reply to this god forbid my inbox be filled with topic notification mails....

oh well, as a tip i wouldent stress about keeping it in good nic, use at as when were how you need to, whats the point of haveing something if you dont use it.

for example i once walked down oxford street with my at the time brand new ibook useing wireless networks, one dodgy looking geezer asked me if it was an ipod.
 
No one loses their virginity via a Mac purchase.

They get violated, ravaged, used, and absolutely had-their-way-with until they are thinking of Macs 24/7 :D
 
Josh said:
No one loses their virginity via a Mac purchase.

They get violated, ravaged, used, and absolutely had-their-way-with until they are thinking of Macs 24/7 :D
hahahaha...why is this so true!
 
sushi said:
Need a step ladder? :p :D
Badly :D

Needless to say I'm trying my best to refrain from ranting about the whole mac virus deal...there may be no viruses now, but the absence of the existence of malware for OS X shouldn't be a reason to be stupid (*puts fingers in ears and starts singing "macs dont have viruses waaah shut up!!"*) when it comes to computer security, cause we all know there's plenty of people out there who'd give out their passwords for a stinkin cup of coffee...grrrr :mad: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
 
shandelocx88 said:
i was at oxegen an music festival on the friday night the festival hadnt begun yet so me and my friend went to the funfair i got talking to a security guy on from cork he was really nice and good looking i thought i wouldnt see him again as there are 80000 people at this festival,after the last gig i went back to my campsite me and my friends went around mingling i met another nice guy from cork but got bored of him ditched him and went back to my tent there at my tent was the security guy just after finishing work talking to my friends he remember me and we talked for awhile,all i could remember thinking was how awful i looked. i hadnt showered in three days and had no make up my clothes were dirty and i didnt feel confident but it was a camping festival remember i not a dirty knacker!! anyway off we went found an empty tent got down to business didnt tell him that i was a 18 year old virgin(how embarrsing) forgot to ask him his second name nevermind swap numbers he lives in cork and me in dublin,and i will probably never see him again.....what does this make me????

a hoe?
 
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