I see you baby

mad jew

mad jew

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Safari goes weird at http://shapeshifter.com for me, is that normal? Are other people finding the same seemingly heroin-induced shake of the window in other browsers, on other platforms? I'd check for myself but am a purist and only have Safari because Steve said that's all I need.

By the way, if you think that viruses will eat your hard drive and spit the contents back in your face, maybe don't click on the link. I have no website experience and have no idea what that site is doing to my Safari. Whatever, it's shaketastic so I'll probably bookmark it anyway. :cool:
 
If you view the website's source, you'll see a javascript function aptly titled "Shake" which moves the window back and forth and then loads the subsequent content.
 
And it is sooo cool. Thanks for that. I looked through it but didn't see the shake thing. Probably just too excited by all the motion. :)

Well anyway, there goes my Saturday afternoon. I see you baby, shakin' that arse.
 
cute. should work for everyone
Code: 
bName = navigator.appName;
bVer = parseInt(navigator.appVersion);
        if (bName == "Netscape" && bVer == 3) ver = "n3";
        else if (bName == "Netscape" && bVer == 2) ver = "n2";
        else if (bName == "Netscape" && bVer >= 4) ver = "n4";
        else if (bName == "Microsoft Internet Explorer" && bVer == 2) ver = "e3";
        else if (bName == "Microsoft Internet Explorer" && bVer > 2) ver = "e4";
if (navigator.appVersion.indexOf("Mac") != -1) ver+="m";
function shake() {
        if (ver == "n4" || ver == "n4m" || ver == "e4" || ver == "e4m") {
                for (i = 10; i > 0; i--) {
                for (z = 10; z > 0; z--) {
                        self.moveBy(0,i);
                        self.moveBy(i,0);
                        self.moveBy(0,-i);
                        self.moveBy(-i,0);
                } }
        }
}
setTimeout('shake()',3000);

I like the title too: FATAL ERROR, CONTACT WEBMASTER!!!!

The code's on the first page index - it automatically switches to index2 after the shake.
 
nuttin for me. i have it set so that Camino doesn't allow sites to reposition my browser. i appreciate this feature. a lot.
 
Yeah, I've seen a few websites that move the window around in a spiral until, eventually (about a minute or two later) it stops at its original position. I want some professional websites, like Apple.com, to employ this technique in an obscure page (perhaps the knowledge base articles? Who reads those useless pages, anyway. :D ) just to upset users.

Heck, it's about as obnoxious as embedding music or video in a main page, and Apple certainly hasn't jumped on that bandwagon. :rolleyes: :(
 
PlaceofDis said:
nuttin for me. i have it set so that Camino doesn't allow sites to reposition my browser. i appreciate this feature. a lot.
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That's genius! Done. Thank you :) It's one of my Pet Peeve's on my PC w/IE :)
 
miniConvert said:
That's genius! Done. Thank you :) It's one of my Pet Peeve's on my PC w/IE :)
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its one the the main reasons i stick with Camino, that and the built in ad-blocking. and the speed.... anyways....

if you enjoyed that... there is this one.
 
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