Do you have an actual problem and / or asking a question or is this just rambling? I just ask, since this is the "Site and Forum Feedback" sub-forum, which is for feedback on the MacRumors site and the MacRumors forum.
I guess you are having some problems posting your problem.
Maybe this video shows you how to do it in a simple way.
Just click that QUOTE button, or the REPLY button, enter your text in the text entry field like shown here (late), then press the "Submit Reply" button below the text entry field. No need for colours or fancy fonts.
Does that help?
And you can edit your post via that EDIT button I just clicked.
Just so you know, the video is currently being processed and uploaded and later embedded, which might take some time.
And here is the video:(which can be watched in 720p, thus one should be able to see the details, like the zit in the upper right corner)