If you have ever thought of copying your butt...

[iGary]

Don't.

 

[CanadaRAM]

Yay! another non-fatal Darwin Award candidate, potentially.

 

[katie ta achoo]

OW!

He obviously has never learned proper butt-photocopying technique.

 

[WildCowboy]

I read somewhere recently that one of the major copier manufacturers is now making their glass thicker because there have been so many incidents like this.

Edit: Found the story. It's Canon...they've started making the glass a millimeter thicker.

 

[mad jew]

That's ~Shardalicious~.

 

[Mr. Durden]

I'd be way too scared to do that at work anyway. Dont people know that there are cameras EVERYWHERE? And I'm also guessing that with my considerably smaller ummmm... "frame", that I would at least escape without getting jagged broken glass in my azz.

The only thing missing from that video was his female boss walking in on him stuck in there.

 

[Oryan]

OUCH!

Imagine having to go to the hospital because of the injuries. That would be weird to explain.

 

[CanadaRAM]

OUCH!

Imagine having to go to the hospital because of the injuries. That would be weird to explain.

Yeah... "Doc, I want you to sew this back on again, and not ask me too many questions, OK?"

 

[Mitthrawnuruodo]

Hope the shattered glass plate didn't leave any sharp parts cutting off any vital parts... can't see how he can afford loosing any other body parts since he's clearly lacks a brain already...

 

[cyberddot]

Shezus, that's just pathetic. "uh...yeah Doc...I was backing through this sliding glass door...naked...and, uh" I wonder how hard he was trying not to yell a bit louder about the glass in his butt?

Katie...something tell me that you wouldn't have the same battle with gravity that this guy deals with on a daily basis.

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[Lord Blackadder]

Since when do CCTV cams have audio of that quality?

That was funny to watch though, LOL!

I love Google video.

 

[floyde]

Edit: Found the story. It's Canon...they've started making the glass a millimeter thicker.

They should add a seat as well while they're at it. They could prevent so many injuries...

 

[WildCowboy]

They should add a seat as well while they're at it. They could prevent so many injuries...

And a cupholder...

 

[jadekitty24]

Gary, I'm loving your obsession with Google video...it's great!

 

[StarbucksSam]

Oh my. That was hilarious.

 

[2nyRiggz]

YO!!! LOL!!! that sh% was funny as hell!....i was not expecting for him to get his fat arse stuck in there...good times.


Bless

 

[devilot]

Since when do CCTV cams have audio of that quality?

I agree. I find it hard to believe... but it is amusing.

 

[CompUser]

SO THATS what happened to the copy machine in the media center.

I should have known

 

[Abstract]

Meh, I got too much scrotum last time I tried photocopying my butt.

Too much scrotum, not enough ass. And think about the streaks you may leave on the glas.

 

[katie ta achoo]

Meh, I got too much scrotum last time I tried photocopying my butt.

Too much scrotum, not enough ass. And think about the streaks you may leave on the glas.

If you're ever my secretary, I am putting a deadbolt on the copier lid.

 

[iBlue]

That's ~Shardalicious~.

hahaha... i just got that.

 

[dmw007]

OUCH!

Imagine having to go to the hospital because of the injuries. That would be weird to explain.

Ya, that would be very weird to have to explain.

 

[aquajet]

And think about the streaks you may leave on the glas.

Apparently, there were enough complaints about that issue that Canon now offers a full range of bidets in their 2006 Office Machines catalog.

 

[dmw007]

hahaha... i just got that.

Quite funny after you give it some thought.

 

[iBlue]

Quite funny after you give it some thought.

indeed!

are they going to have to used tempered glass on those things now? what a bunch of knuckleheads!