I'm gonna be rich™ (Again.)

[iGary]

Hello,

My name is Mrs. Jennifer Wilson I am a dying woman who have decided to donate what I have to you/ church. I am 59 years old and I was diagnosed forcancer for about 2 years ago, immediately after the death of my husband, who has left me everything he worked for.

I decided to WILL/donate the sum of $1,500,000 (One million five hundred thousand dollars) to you for the good work of the lord, and also to help the motherless and less privilege and also for the assistance of the widows.

My response:

It's good you are dying.

 

[clayj]

Presumably this is some sort of dead Nigerian dictator scam?

 

[iGary]

Presumably this is some sort of dead Nigerian dictator scam?

Yeah, 401 scam.

I get so much fracking junk at my .mac mail.

 

[mkrishnan]

Can we go jogging and do photography stuff together when we're both in hell?

 

[cr2sh]

I wish some dying nicaraguian would leave me all her money.

I'd blow it on hookers and blow.

 

[clayj]

Yeah, 401 scam.

I get so much fracking junk at my .mac mail.

I love how she was diagnosed FOR cancer.

These morons might actually be more successful if they'd learn some proper English. Some of their e-mails read like Japanese stereo instructions from 20 years ago. ("Now you are connecting the RCA input cable to the RCA input jack labeled 'RCA input'.")

 

[iGary]

Can we go jogging and do photography stuff together when we're both in hell?

Absolutely.

 

[Lau]

Tell you what, when you receive the money, I'll get you in touch with Yves St Laurent (also known as Lindsey Griffin, oddly) who was kind enough to email me this morning with some excellent deals on pirated software.

Let me know.

 

[mkrishnan]

Absolutely.

Excellent! *twiddles tail*

 

[Lord Blackadder]

I've managed to keep all my Yahoo/Gmail accounts free of this crap...but I guess it's only a matter of time....

 

[iGary]

I've managed to keep all my Yahoo/Gmail accounts free of this crap...but I guess it's only a matter of time....

I probably get 50 junk mails a day.

All .Mac-based.

 

[PlaceofDis]

I probably get 50 junk mails a day.

All .Mac-based.

i gotta say my gmail filter has been pretty good. keeps the junk out. although some of it does get through, and what does mail.app is usually able to catch. although i have a gmail account set up just for newsletters and the like so that it gets all the crap, and one of 'em is totally clean because i hardly use it and when i do its only with family and friends.

 

[cr2sh]

Whoa.. this one's even better:

anybody again why,
young the purpose teach. carefully wife pretty shining? goes commit least nothing force money.
across corner shining hard. bought filled wife.
anybody how sugar raise hard, off side profession did.
fascinate benefit mentioned different goes force? reply fly turning how music few? appearance wife anything wrong teach supposedto.

I'm not sure what they're talking about... but I think I'm supposed to please my wife.

 

[iBlue]

those 419 (or 401 or whatever it is) scams are so screwed up. how annoying. does anyone actually fall for that crap anymore?

i love your response iGary.

 

[rdowns]

That bitch promised me her eternal love. Two timing @#$%^^&