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TSE

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Jun 25, 2007
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St. Paul, Minnesota
I came home last night, tired from work. It's almost the holidays and because of that, a lot of people called out and I was pulling long nights the past couple weeks or so.

As I stumble into my humble apartment, I take my coat off, unlace my dress shoes, and make my way to the bedroom to undress before figuring out dinner plans.

I turned the lights on, and there she was, my wife was laying down on the bed, dressed in her birthday suit... We made eye contact, and she smiled.

"What's the occasion?", I ask.

She didn't say a word, but she motioned over to the corner of the bedroom where the desk is that she usually studies at.

"Do well on your exam?"

"Mmmmhmmm. And thank you so much."

"What do you have to thank me for?"

"For purchasing the M4 iMac customized with thirty two gigabytes of random-access memory, five hundred and twelve gigabytes of storage, and the yellow color. Because of your brilliant decision I have been doing so well in school. I wouldn't have done better if you went the Mac Studio route with one of those silly Apple Studio Displays... only people without taste get those things. Now get over here and lay down!"

And that my friends, is the power of iMac.​
 
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