I can't recommend a model, but a Mac-compatible HP is a safe bet IMHO. I was extremely impressed with how my colour laser at work 'just worked' with all the Mac's with absolutely zero set up.
It's a gorgeous printer that's attracting a lot of attention, but correct me if I'm wrong, it's a monochrome laser, non? How does it even vaguely meet the OP's criteria?
To the OP, I know it can be frustrating to not get responses, but I would seriously suggest going to C|Net or a similar site for something like this. I know the reputation that C|Net has here, but asking a bunch of people on a forum to give you feedback on TCO, which is on your list of important attributes, is a waste of time. No one on this forum uses enough printers and runs enough print jobs through them to be able to accurately estimate the TCO differences between brands or models or provide reliable input on that topic. That's exactly what professional reviews are good for.