The title sums it up pretty well. This machine is absolutely insane. 9 months ago (late Nov. 2020) I replaced the 10 year old thermal paste because the thing was idling at like 90 C and under any sort of load it'd shoot right up to 99 C. After repasting it wouldn't work properly. I'd hit the power button, the display would light up and show a purely white background and I could hear the HDD and ODD doing stuff but that was about it. Keyboard backlight was dead, no keyboard input, as far as I could tell no trackpad input, and when I inserted USB devices they didn't do anything or get power. A USB keyboard would still have the caps lock key flash right when I hit the power button but after that there was no activity. I tried PRAM and NVRAM and SMC resets but none worked (kinda hard to do when you can't use a keyboard). I eventually gave up and used it as a parts machine until my cat spilled milk on my daily driver Dell Latitude D820 and it fried itself last Sunday. I pulled it out, hit the power button, and it worked. Boot chime, flashing folder, everything. Well, not everything. This is where it gets complicated. The trackpad doesn't work, except it does. In the boot picker it doesn't work at all but in macOS installers it half works. I can't drag the cursor but I can left click. In newer macOS (Mojave/Catalina) I can left click but I can't left click in El Capitan or below. The keyboard is similar, except it works in the boot picker and macOS installer. The only issue it has there is that it only registers keystrokes some of the time. This is an example of what the keyboard is like. Imagine this but with typing passwords or a school project. What's even more strange is that keyboard commands aren't impacted by this at all. The keyboard "works" with those problems in Mojave and Catalina but not in El Capitan and prior. The AirPort card is completely dead, not recognized at all. I've reseated literally everything in this laptop that can be reseated and all that did was waste thermal paste and time. I even removed the keyboard, which involved a whole 67 screws. Absolutely nothing has fixed this. Keep in mind this was a fully functional laptop before the thermal paste was replaced, it just ran really hot. Oh and the HDD cable tore so I'm using a 32GB SD card to boot OS X Mountain Lion.
EDIT: Forgot one detail. Before all of this happened I had 16GB of 1066MHz OWC DDR3. After this happened it stopped POSTing with all 16GB installed, I had to remove a sodimm and it always had to be the same sodimm. That sodimm appears to have marks on the contacts now that can't be cleaned off. Now I've got 12GB (8GB+4GB).
EDIT: Forgot one detail. Before all of this happened I had 16GB of 1066MHz OWC DDR3. After this happened it stopped POSTing with all 16GB installed, I had to remove a sodimm and it always had to be the same sodimm. That sodimm appears to have marks on the contacts now that can't be cleaned off. Now I've got 12GB (8GB+4GB).