Internet Beauty Contest for Nuns...

[Lord Blackadder]

...this has the potential to go horribly, horribly wrong.

How many nun fetishists with flock to this internet poll, do you think?

 

[Schtumple]

This can't be official...

I think you've got it right though Lord Blackadder, I can imagine a huge influx of traffic from certain people with certain fetishes...

 

[SDLSteve]

i can't wait for the calender to come out. I wonder who Miss August will be

 

[pooky]

I think nuns being in a beauty contest is fine, so long as they don't make a habit of it...

 

[d_and_n5000]

I think nuns being in a beauty contest is fine, so long as they don't make a habit of it...

Smart ass.

Anyway, this sort of surprises me. When a nun becomes a nun, they take three vows - of poverty, chastity and obedience. I can't imagine which superior would allow nuns from their order to participate in this - one of the big things for nuns is their humility, which is part of why they wear veils - to humble themselves. It's not too humble to post pictures of yourself on the Internet with the express desire to have them seen by many people. Most nuns I know of would never want that to happen. One nun in particular that I know well recently retired from teaching at my old Catholic school after fifty-eight odd years of teaching, and we honored her immensely - we got her a regional teacher award that was put on TV, she got the diocesan award for teachers, and we dedicated our spring musical to her. She hated every moment of it because she didn't like being put in the spotlight at all.

Besides, the recent trend in orders of sisters is the more traditional orders who would never allow this. A lot of the girls are going for the full habits, not the modern orders.

 

[brad.c]

Dare I say it: NILFs?

 

[iJohnHenry]

 

[mcarnes]

I'm all for it. What's the only meat a priest can eat on Fridays?

NUN

 

[Manzana]

I think nuns being in a beauty contest is fine, so long as they don't make a habit of it...

Man, that killed me!

 

[ezekielrage_99]

If it's judged by priests shouldn't the contestants be 8 year old boys

 

[Abstract]

Dare I say it: NILFs?

Haha, yeah. Make them carry a ruler for spankings. The one who does has my vote.

 

[nanofrog]

If it's judged by priests shouldn't the contestants be 8 year old boys

I'd hate to see the therapy bills.

 

[Lord Blackadder]

Looks like I've flushed out most of the nun fetishists on Macrumors.

Maybe this is all a plot by the Vatican to do just that - flush out all of the deviants so they could be purged. Sounds like a potential sequel to the DaVinci Code.

 

[Sun Baked]

Looks like I've flushed out most of the nun fetishists on Macrumors.

Don't use the words flush and nun in the same fetish description, or you'll really get some sick MR freaks worked up.

 

[brad.c]

Haha, yeah. Make them carry a ruler for spankings. The one who does has my vote.

Oh, I've been a bad, bad boy. I'm also a Protestant, so all my 'Hail Marys' are for the wrong reason.

Looks like I've flushed out most of the nun fetishists on Macrumors. ;

I don't know about a nun fetish, but there is something about sisters.

 

[Lord Blackadder]

Game over man, game over!

Well, that didn't take long. I am a prophet.

 

[daze]

Game over man, game over!

Well, that didn't take long. I am a prophet.

Next up... Priests who have the longest... beards. Applies to certain religions only.

 

[Abstract]

...

 

[Randman]

 

[brad.c]

^ She's very protective of the communion loaves, in't she?

 

[Lord Blackadder]

That's probably the image submission that ended the contest.