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Even if this wasn't April 1st I'd call fake. Just read the "Talking Points"

"Customers may ask for the version with the bigger wifeez and geebeez"
 
Common sir. Apple will never "ever" release information this way. Maybe a stolen prototype but like this..no way!
 
Gulla-bull? How about gulla-calf.

I'd like to see the rest of Verizon's stereotyping guide. You can't possibly believe this.

(I'd continually insist on having a white back were one available)
 
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