Ok, heres my little story about how I dropped my touch.
I have NEVER dropped anything, just to say
. Ok, i was standing by my couch, over the wood floor, browsing safari. I dropped my iPod touch, and by the time i realized it, it was at my knee level. I hit the iPod touch with my knee, and it landed on the couch! Talk about acting fast 
I have NEVER dropped anything, just to say