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Iran: No we don't have a time machine

But then Ben never would have gotten his Oscar?!?!?! My mind just exploded from temporal anomalies.
designs216 said:
It's too bad it won't go backward. Then they could apprehend and punish those spies/diplomats that escaped in '79 :)
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I would think that the current policies put in place by the people in charge of Iran would be all the proof you needed that they had a time machine. At least one that went backwards.
;)
 
rovex said:
Iran is no threat to anyone. :confused:
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That's absurd. They're a member of the Axis of Evil because they support terrorism. Also, they're building or have built nuclear weapons.

Nukes alone make them a threat to everybody who doesn't routinely wear lead-lined overalls and live underground in a bomb shelter.
 
DUCKofD3ATH said:
That's absurd. They're a member of the Axis of Evil because they support terrorism..
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You understand that we were getting Iranian intelligence agency help and support after 9/11...right up until Bush placed them in the axis of evil at that dumfounding speech.
 
NT1440 said:
You understand that we were getting Iranian intelligence agency help and support after 9/11...right up until Bush placed them in the axis of evil at that dumfounding speech.
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Oh that.

Condoleezza Rice summed up the administration's position on Iran. "Iran's direct support of regional and global terrorism," she said, "and its aggressive efforts to acquire weapons of mass destruction, belie any good intentions it displayed in the days after the world's worst terrorist attacks in history."
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http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/pages/frontline/shows/tehran/axis/map.html
 
Despite the assertion that Iran has no time machine Israeli Mossad agents have reported sightings of an advanced development DeLorean type car and recommend a preemptive strike having yesterday successfully carried out an assassination on a Dr Emmett Brown while dressed as tennis playing penguins at Tehran's new Antarctica Sports Complex.
 
Iran does indeed have a time machine that is controlled by the clerics. It has brought their civilization back to the 7th century in many ways (grin).
 
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