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notjustjay

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Canada, eh?
http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/s/1022757_cool_cash_card_confusion

The 23-year-old, who said she had left school without a maths GCSE, said: "On one of my cards it said I had to find temperatures lower than -8. The numbers I uncovered were -6 and -7 so I thought I had won, and so did the woman in the shop. But when she scanned the card the machine said I hadn't.

"I phoned Camelot and they fobbed me off with some story that -6 is higher - not lower - than -8 but I'm not having it."

Sad.
 
wow. just wow.

and what's worse is that i'm sure that the number of innumerate people here in the states is just as bad....

wow
 
Manchester Evening News said:
The 23-year-old, who said she had left school without a maths GCSE

Nor a science one either so it would seem. :p :p :p

Duggy said:
I phoned Camelot and they fobbed me off with some story that -6 is higher - not lower - than -8 but I'm not having it.

:p :p :p :p :p :p
 
She buys lottery scratchcards. Not exactly an indicator of high intelligence in the first place :p
 
Sorry, I'm having a hard time concentrating on anything aside from this quote:
"I phoned Camelot and they fobbed me off with some story that -6 is higher - not lower - than -8 but I'm not having it."
I'm not sure what "fobbed me off" means, but it sounds awesome.
Yes, I am completely enamored by british slang. :)
(possibly because way out in the USA midwest, such jargon is considered a "cultural experience") :p
 
Sorry, I'm having a hard time concentrating on anything aside from this quote:

I'm not sure what "fobbed me off" means, but it sounds awesome.
Yes, I am completely enamored by british slang. :)
(possibly because way out in the USA midwest, such jargon is considered a "cultural experience") :p

Its basically the same as being told to reboot your mac because the internet is slow...........i.e you just get told something to get rid of you.

If you like slang look up cokney ryhming slang........Try and work out my personal favourite.....Bruce And Jackies.
 
I would think that people would know that by now.

Two stories that are as bad if not more.

1- World is flat.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LNC1...st-doesnt-know-if-the-world-is-round-or-flat/

2- True story, honest. I was traveling with a few of my friends from France to England, we decided to take the train. One of my friends turns to the other and asks him "how will we get there?", my other friend explains that we will be going underwater which my first friend did not believe till we showed him the nest day video of the tunnel being built.

The funny thing is he has been to England and France before a few times.
 
I have an unscientific theory that people from colder climates are more likely to know how negative numbers work. Where I live, everyone knows -30 is totally-****-yourself ****ing cold, whereas -15 is only completely ****ing cold. That's all Fahrenheit, not your crazy european units.
 
Hold on a moment. The grammar on your website is not so great either, maybe she is really good at that. Being poor at maths does not make someone a 'tard.

No, it doesn't. She still sounds like a 'tard. And lay off about my site. Do you have a site? Mine is being redone anyway.
 
I have an unscientific theory that people from colder climates are more likely to know how negative numbers work. Where I live, everyone knows -30 is totally-****-yourself ****ing cold, whereas -15 is only completely ****ing cold. That's all Fahrenheit, not your crazy european units.

You mean "That's fahrenheit - not your standard units used everywhere else in the world except for the US who still can't figure out an easier system"
 
You mean "That's fahrenheit - not your standard units used everywhere else in the world except for the US who still can't figure out an easier system"

Ha.

0 for freezing of water. 100 for boiling. Pretty simple...
 
I guess I just take the simplicity of this for granted. I just cannot comprehend how someone doesn't understand that -8 is lower than -6. :eek:
 
You mean "That's fahrenheit - not your standard units used everywhere else in the world except for the US who still can't figure out an easier system"

I was playing the part of the ignorant american :D

However, I don't see how Celsius is "easier." All unit systems based on a degree is arbitrary. What makes water so awesome that it needs a scale based on it. Is cooking/freezing too hard in a Fahrenheit world? Just because more countries use one system doesn't make it better. You know what makes the most sense? The Kelvin. Zero is absolute zero, and everything else is warmer than that. If you guys were so perfect why don't you all use that?

By the way, saying that people in the US can't figure your system out is incorrect. We just don't need to because we don't use that system, so why learn useless information?
 
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