Reading the Motley Fool article on the Intel deal, http://www.fool.com/News/mft/2005/mft05060925.htm which mentions how Steve Jobs killed the Mac clones when he came back to the company in 1996.
And on that same page there is an ad for Scottrade with this picture:
Could it be....
Oh no
It's Gil Amelio come back to haunt Apple disguised as a stockbroker with a bad toupee....
Run for the hills!
And on that same page there is an ad for Scottrade with this picture:

Could it be....
Oh no
It's Gil Amelio come back to haunt Apple disguised as a stockbroker with a bad toupee....
Run for the hills!