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Jesus Juice

iGary

iGary

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May 26, 2004
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If this is too much, please feel free to Wasteland it...

At least it's a Merlot...

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http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/1107051jesusjuice1.html
 
i hope no one thinks any of the stuff listed so far is

bigotted
racist
or anything like that, i can see this thread detiorating into "OMFG how can they use jesus to sell alcohol!"

its nothing more than

stupid.

very nice finds tho, gave me a laugh.
 
iGary said:
At least it's a Merlot...
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Jack: If they want to drink Merlot, we're drinking Merlot.
Miles Raymond: No, if anyone orders Merlot, I'm leaving. I am NOT drinking any ****ing Merlot!

Perhaps if it had been Jesus Juice merlot...
 
jsw said:

Jack: If they want to drink Merlot, we're drinking Merlot.
Miles Raymond: No, if anyone orders Merlot, I'm leaving. I am NOT drinking any ****ing Merlot!

Perhaps if it had been Jesus Juice merlot...
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Great movie. Book made me cringe though.
 
jsw said:

Jack: If they want to drink Merlot, we're drinking Merlot.
Miles Raymond: No, if anyone orders Merlot, I'm leaving. I am NOT drinking any ****ing Merlot!

Perhaps if it had been Jesus Juice merlot...
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Ha, thanks for that. Funny movie, good memories and that just brought both back :)

Were I to care I would be slightly offended by all of those, but thankfully/sadly I don't care, so it's fine. I doubt I'll be buying it because it's a trend-setterr label, doubtfully a good taste :rolleyes:
 
I think it's cool. Jesus was partial to the odd wine or six. I've never understood the christians who say it's against their religion to drink when Jesus himself drank. It's so weird.

We had Duff beer here in Australia for a while, made by a brewery in South Australia. They got sued and shut down by the creators of The Simpsons and now the stuff is worth an absolute fortune.
 
Chundles said:
I think it's cool. Jesus was partial to the odd wine or six. I've never understood the christians who say it's against their religion to drink when Jesus himself drank. It's so weird.
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Historically, at least in America, it was part of the reason for Prohibition - religion took on the vices of America and wine, beer, alcohol was anything but Jesus Juice - it was all the work of the other guy :D

I don't like the image because of the MJ reference. I think that might be crossing over the wrong lines for me and regardless on what it tastes like, I'd probably avoid buying a bottle.

I love the HeBrew Chosen Ale - that's classic :D

D
 
Mr. Anderson said:
Historically, at least in America, it was part of the reason for Prohibition - religion took on the vices of America and wine, beer, alcohol was anything but Jesus Juice - it was all the work of the other guy :D

I don't like the image because of the MJ reference. I think that might be crossing over the wrong lines for me and regardless on what it tastes like, I'd probably avoid buying a bottle.

I love the HeBrew Chosen Ale - that's classic :D

D
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I keep forgetting you guys had prohibition. Rum was an official currency down here for a while.
 
Chundles said:
I keep forgetting you guys had prohibition. Rum was an official currency down here for a while.
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nice! a liquid currency - but how would you know if it was watered down a bit, eh? :D

Can't even imagine what prohibition would be like. Saying that drink is the work of the devil is like saying guns kill people....but we don't need to go there

D
 
Sdashiki said:
i hope no one thinks any of the stuff listed so far is

bigotted
racist
or anything like that, i can see this thread detiorating into "OMFG how can they use jesus to sell alcohol!"

its nothing more than

stupid.

very nice finds tho, gave me a laugh.
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I find it funny as, well, you know. Jesus did turn water into wine, right?
 
Reminds me of that family guy episode

Peter: (while drinking communal wine in church) "whoa is this really the blood of Christ?"
Priest: "Yes."
Peter: "Wow, that guy must've been wasted"


Odd that as a Christian, I find this to be less offensive than Jesus Juice. But I can see the humor in both :)
 
Chundles said:
I think it's cool. Jesus was partial to the odd wine or six. I've never understood the christians who say it's against their religion to drink when Jesus himself drank. It's so weird.

We had Duff beer here in Australia for a while, made by a brewery in South Australia. They got sued and shut down by the creators of The Simpsons and now the stuff is worth an absolute fortune.
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I could be wrong here, but I have been told... back in the day - dudes like Jesus drank wine 'cause it was healthier than the water available. So really JC had to drink the stuff (Funny 'cause I had an uncle who had to drink the stuff too, Jesus went to heaven, and my uncle goes to meetings).
 
Kobushi said:
Reminds me of that family guy episode

Peter: (while drinking communal wine in church) "whoa is this really the blood of Christ?"
Priest: "Yes."
Peter: "Wow, that guy must've been wasted"
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Thanks for that, I forgot about that one! Ah, good old Family Guy....

Maybe it's because I'm desensitized and not easily offended, but I find this absolutely hilarious. Where can I buy some? :D
 
~Shard~ said:
Thanks for that, I forgot about that one! Ah, good old Family Guy....

Maybe it's because I'm desensitized and not easily offended, but I find this absolutely hilarious. Where can I buy some? :D
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I want some too. I'm just as jaded as you Shard. :)
 
Damn it, it's 6:15am and all this wine talk makes me want to go open another bottle of Pinot.

I'm not an alcoholic, they go to meetings.
 
leekohler said:
:D Let's go hang in Montreal and drink Jesus Juice until we fall into the gutter! Doesn't that sound fun? :)
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Why can I picture us stumbling down the streets of old Montreal, each with bottles of clearly-marked Jesus Juice in our hands and being bastards to everybody, all too clearly? :D

Chundles said:
I'm not an alcoholic, they go to meetings.
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I'm going to use that one... :cool:
 
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