Job number 4! Ahaha. So long guys.

[Hummer]

Well Apple finally responded to my numerous applications and I'm already starting the process of becoming an Apple retail employee. I just got several emails today and I'm leaving the forum while I'm still ahead as not to ruin anything.

If I come back you guys know I didn't get the job.

I absolutely love the people here and I hope MacRumors continues to be the number one mac community. Thanks for all of the tech knowledge you guys have taught me over the years.

 

[iJohnHenry]

OMG.

Yet another one assimilated by the Collective.

 

[italiano40]

God Speed

(make A New Name And Give Us Apple's Secrets)

 

[iJohnHenry]

Are you mad???

Steve has methods we mere mortals can only speculate about.

 

[iShater]

Congrats. You will love it and hate it at the same time.

It is a retail job with the same BS you get from customers, and someone still has to take the trash out. BUT, working with Mac folks and selling Apple products is a lot of FUN!

Oh, and post here until you leave them (oops), and don't open this site while from the store.

 

[mcarnes]

Don't leave without paying me the $15 you owe me.

 

[PlaceofDis]

'grats! enjoy the new job, hope its as enjoyable as it sounds. (well as much fun as retail can be at least)

 

[Satori]

All the very best to you! Do come back under a different ID, but for your own sake, make sure that your contributions are uncontroversial!

 

[Abstract]

Remember: As long as your real name isn't Hummer, they'll probably never know you post.


Oh, and if you discover a secret new product in an elevator, can you please try to take a photo of it with flash? The blurry photos usually ruin the entire rumours experience.

 

[Melrose]

Don't leave without paying me the $15 you owe me.

Yea okay Donald Trump. Money isn't everything, you know

Why anyone would want to work for Apple, I really don't know.
[/sarcasm]

 

[cycocelica]

Well they would have never known it was you, until you opened your mouth.

 

[iHerzeleid]

Maybe he can buy that new car now..

 

[Counterfit]

Well Apple finally responded to my numerous applications and I'm already starting the process of becoming an Apple retail employee. I just got several emails today and I'm leaving the forum while I'm still ahead as not to ruin anything.

If I come back you guys know I didn't get the job.

I absolutely love the people here and I hope MacRumors continues to be the number one mac community. Thanks for all of the tech knowledge you guys have taught me over the years.

Did you go for the in-person interview yet? That's where I bombed.

And I mean Stuka-with-a-bomb-that-didn't-release-and-couldn't-pull-up bombed.

 

[taylorwilsdon]

Did you go for the in-person interview yet? That's where I bombed.

And I mean Stuka-with-a-bomb-that-didn't-release-and-couldn't-pull-up bombed.

Now I'm curious. What happened?

 

[0098386]

Yea you've grabbed my attention by the balls too, spill!

 

[pilotError]

Which store?