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Mac'nCheese

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Probably. News networks getting ready to report his death if they can stop talking about Newt for five seconds.
 
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Actually everyone is retracting on the death as of right now. Just in serious condition.

GL
 
Obligatory Simpsons:

"Mr. Burns was admitted to a local hospital where he was pronounced dead. He was then transferred to a better hospital where his condition was upgraded to alive"
 
Why does your title on the thread say Paterino? Did I miss something? Apparently he's still alive btw.
 
If only we could leave the sports figure news to ESPN, Yahoo!, CBSSports, etc. You know, like it usually is -- a breaking alert on Sports Center and a one line story side bar link on the news outlet of your choice. Except that's clearly not going to happen with JoePa...

Stupid media trying to get a social media/web traffic boost with premature and uninformed "sources."

The guy's gonna die in the next few hours or days, people need to back off a bit.
 
Not sure if I should say RIP or you ducked out on answering all of the questions everyone had for you.
 
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