John Bon Jovi

[wrkactjob]

Mr Jovi announced today that he's not dead.

Quiet news day obviously.

The BBC decided to run with it anyway.


http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/16261783

 

[PlaceofDis]

it was kinda funny yesterday watching people on twitter and facebook believe that he was dead when there was no confirmation of it and just going with it.

its amazing how easy such a rumor is turned into belief by some people

 

[wrkactjob]

I hope Kim John-Il is actually dead as I like many millions of other North Koreans have been crying non stop and beating my bare hands against my Apple products until they bleed.

Its just I know that bloody Kim is a right joker in those pyjamas and is going to Tweet something in a minute.

 

[iJohnHenry]

Its just I know that bloody Kim is a right joker in those pyjamas and is going to Tweet something in a minute.

"I'm ronely, so very ronely."

 

[lbro]

"I'm ronery, so rery ronery."

 

[iJohnHenry]

Thanks.

My morning Classic Rock station looked into the Bon Jovi link, and found that Kim Jong actually played bass on two of his hit albums.

The North Korean Press Bureau said so, so it must be true.

They said some other stuff too, which was equally unbelievable.

 

[charliejlr]

Thanks.

My morning Classic Rock station looked into the Bon Jovi link, and found that Kim Jong actually played bass on two of his hit albums.

The North Korean Press Bureau said so, so it must be true.

They said some other stuff too, which was equally unbelievable.

The North Korean version of "This Left Feels Right" actually contains a bonus cd, called Kim Jong Jovi, and its widely regarded as the finest selection of Bon Jovi covers in the whole of north korea. "Rivin on a pwayer" was number one for 37 consecutive weeks, until it was knocked off the top spot by his cover of "rive an ret die" ...