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Joke: Your brain has 2 parts
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Counterfit said:
iMacZealot said:
I can help you get it back but it will take 20-or-so minutes waiting in line to have the request validated
My left brain thinks that joke is a waste of time and my right brain thinks it's a waste of space.
Counterfit said:
I do too. I like more of on the spot jokes than setups like "knock knocks" or this type or a joke.
A Rebound!
How about this one...
A polar bear walks into a pub, sits at the bar and says "I'll have rum..................................................... and coke"
The bartender looks at him and says "why the big pause?"
the polar bear looks up at him and says "i've had them my whole life!"
How about this one...
A polar bear walks into a pub, sits at the bar and says "I'll have rum..................................................... and coke"
The bartender looks at him and says "why the big pause?"
the polar bear looks up at him and says "i've had them my whole life!"
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wimic said:How about this one...
A polar bear walks into a pub, sits at the bar and says "I'll have rum..................................................... and coke"
The bartender looks at him and says "why the big pause?"
the polar bear looks up at him and says "i've had them my whole life!"
Celine Dion walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?".
wimic said:How about this one...
A polar bear walks into a pub, sits at the bar and says "I'll have rum..................................................... and coke"
The bartender looks at him and says "why the big pause?"
the polar bear looks up at him and says "i've had them my whole life!"
That joke was just in the last issue of Maxim...
A successful businessman flew to Vegas for the weekend to gamble. He lost the shirt off his back, and had nothing left but a quarter and the second half of his roundtrip ticket -- If he could just get to the airport he could get himself home.
So he went out to the front of the casino where there was a cab waiting. He got in and explained his situation to the cabbie. He promised to send the driver money from home, he offered him his credit card numbers, his drivers license number, his address, etc. but to no avail.
The cabbie said (adopt appropriate accent), "If you don't have fifteen dollars, get the hell out of my cab!" So the businessman was forced to hitch hike to the airport and barely caught his flight.
One year later the businessman, having worked long and hard to regain his financial success, returned to Vegas and this time he won big. Feeling pretty good about himself, he went out to the front of the casino to get a cab ride back to the airport.
Well who should he see out there, at the end of a long line of cabs, but his old buddy who had refused to give him a ride when he was down on his luck.
The businessman thought for a moment about how he could make the guy pay for his lack of charity, and he hit on a plan. The businessman got in the first cab in the line, "How much for a ride to the airport?" he asked.
"Fifteen bucks," came the reply.
"And how much for you to give me a blowjob on the way?"
"What?! Get the hell out of my cab."
The businessman got into the back of each cab in the long line and asked the same questions, with the same result.
When he got to his old friend at the back of the line, he got in and asked "How much for a ride to the airport?" The cabbie replied "fifteen bucks." The businessman said "Okay," and off they went.
Then, as they drove slowly past the long line of cabs the businessman gave a big smile and thumbs up sign to each driver.
So he went out to the front of the casino where there was a cab waiting. He got in and explained his situation to the cabbie. He promised to send the driver money from home, he offered him his credit card numbers, his drivers license number, his address, etc. but to no avail.
The cabbie said (adopt appropriate accent), "If you don't have fifteen dollars, get the hell out of my cab!" So the businessman was forced to hitch hike to the airport and barely caught his flight.
One year later the businessman, having worked long and hard to regain his financial success, returned to Vegas and this time he won big. Feeling pretty good about himself, he went out to the front of the casino to get a cab ride back to the airport.
Well who should he see out there, at the end of a long line of cabs, but his old buddy who had refused to give him a ride when he was down on his luck.
The businessman thought for a moment about how he could make the guy pay for his lack of charity, and he hit on a plan. The businessman got in the first cab in the line, "How much for a ride to the airport?" he asked.
"Fifteen bucks," came the reply.
"And how much for you to give me a blowjob on the way?"
"What?! Get the hell out of my cab."
The businessman got into the back of each cab in the long line and asked the same questions, with the same result.
When he got to his old friend at the back of the line, he got in and asked "How much for a ride to the airport?" The cabbie replied "fifteen bucks." The businessman said "Okay," and off they went.
Then, as they drove slowly past the long line of cabs the businessman gave a big smile and thumbs up sign to each driver.
wow chundles.. i don't get that one at all.
pretty funny one about the cabby though ... had a good laugh at that
pretty funny one about the cabby though ... had a good laugh at that
How about this one.
A jew walks into a bar..................
He buys it.
A jew walks into a bar..................
He buys it.
*disclaimer- anything said in previous words should not be taken seriously and nothing is meant with any offence. thank you.
