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dotnina

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Kalashnikov, maker of the AK-47, is now making vodka.

Can you imagine their parties now ... not just a bunch of guys sitting around with assault rifles; instead, a bunch of drunken guys sitting around with assault rifles :p

LONDON, England (Reuters) -- The creator of one of the world's most famous guns, the AK-47 assault rifle, has launched another weapon in Britain -- Kalashnikov vodka.

Lt. Gen. Mikhail Kalashnikov, who invented the AK-47 after being shot by German soldiers during World War II, said Monday he wanted to continue "the good name" of his gun.

"I've always wanted to improve and expand on the good name of my weapon by doing good things," he told Reuters Television.

"So we decided to create a vodka under my name. And we wanted that vodka to be better than anything made, up until now, in both Russia and England."

The Kalashnikov rifle has become the weapon of choice for guerrillas and gangsters across the world. But Kalashnikov said his original intentions for the gun were purely patriotic.

"I did not create the gun for international conflicts, I created it to protect the borders of my country," he said.

"It is not my fault that it has been spread all over the world. It is its reliability and its simplicity that have taken it all over the world."

Promoters of Kalashnikov vodka, which is 82 proof, say it is "made from grain harvested in Russia and water drawn from Lake Ladoga north of St. Petersburg" and is best drunk with friends.

http://www.cnn.com/2004/WORLD/europe/09/20/kalashnikov.vodka.reut/index.html
 
dotnina said:
Kalashnikov, maker of the AK-47, is now making vodka.

Can you imagine their parties now ... not just a bunch of guys sitting around with assault rifles; instead, a bunch of drunken guys sitting around with assault rifles :p



http://www.cnn.com/2004/WORLD/europe/09/20/kalashnikov.vodka.reut/index.html

Hey, there is Colt 45 Malt Liquor, and Coors is the silver bullet, why not?

I just hope Kalishnakov Vodka doesn't taste like watered down urine like the other two.
 
dotnina said:
Kalashnikov, maker of the AK-47, is now making vodka.

It is OK with me, like any other business man, he want to expand his business. This will make for a friendlier vision of his company.
 
-Gimme a shot of THAT!

Aaaaaaaaahahahahaha! <snort><gigle> Pfffaaauuuuuuhahahahaha! <breath> Ha!

Shoot me please.

Oh! Oh! He does it AGAIN! Haaaaaaaaaa!
 
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