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Kashchei

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Apr 26, 2002
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Conversation between psychiatrist and attorney for the prosecution (regarding schizophrenic murder suspect)

When they brought him in, he told me he'd been hit with a blow dart from an assassin hired by Bill Gates.

Why would he think that?

Steve Jobs told him.

Now he says that Mr. Gates has computers hidden in every room in the city and that he communicates with him directly.

Why Mr. Gates?

Why anybody? He thinks Mr. Gates wants to steal his penis.
 
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