LOL at ourselves!

[Detlev]

I didn't find any links going to this story by doing a search so I thought I'd share it. I picked it up in another forum I visit.

I laughed cause it's us to a "T".

 

[katie ta achoo]

In a matter of days, a third-hand, unsubstantiated rumor blossoms into a hand-held device that can do everything except find a girlfriend for a fat, smelly nerd.

Hey! I resent that!
I'm trying to find a boyfriend, helllloooo??


other than that, it sounds pretty much correct!

 

[skunk]

Painfully accurate. Is the author an MR member, I wonder?

 

[jadekitty24]

Painfully accurate. Is the author an MR member, I wonder?

A lot of that sounded awfullly familiar...

 

[iSaint]

That's hilarious...but I do think it was posted within the past year.

 

[jamdr]

Mac-heads cook up droves of far-fetched, often bizarre ideas. A cursory reading makes it readily apparent why Apple executives pay no attention to their fanatical customers.

This part is more painfully true than funny.

 

[Sun Baked]

Hey! I resent that!
I'm trying to find a boyfriend, helllloooo??


other than that, it sounds pretty much correct!

If you search for a man, you'd probably avoid all those skeezy boys in your 'hood.

 

[Detlev]

The "nerd porn" and "Rev. B" parts are what really got me laughing.

 

[bousozoku]

Is someone going to post this every 3 months?

 

[Lacero]

The "nerd porn" and "Rev. B" parts are what really got me laughing.

Speaking of nerd porn, what ever happened to Genie and her infamous G5 pics?

Here's to the Crazy Ones

 

[katie ta achoo]

Speaking of nerd porn, what ever happened to Genie and her infamous G5 pics?

If someone gets me a G5, I'll make my unpacking so SPECTACULAR you won't remember Genie's unpacking.

I love nerd porn!

 

[Josh396]

If someone gets me a G5, I'll make my unpacking so SPECTACULAR you won't remember Genie's unpacking.

I love nerd porn!

Someone make sure this guy doesn't get a G5.

 

[Sun Baked]

If someone gets me a G5, I'll make my unpacking so SPECTACULAR you won't remember Genie's unpacking.

I love nerd porn!

Somebody get her a G5 after she turns 18.

And she wonders why she has cyber stalkers on MacRumors.

Someone make sure this guy doesn't get a G5.

Either a true nerd that has lost his grip on reality, or...

He must have trouble with english and those female sounding names like Katie.

 

[katie ta achoo]

Somebody get her a G5 after she turns 18.

*cough*April 15*cough*

He must have trouble with english and those female sounding names like Katie.

Come on, I have the most manly sounding name ever.
Goes perfect with my man-hands.

and umm.
to get back on-topic...
Japanese chip manufacturer no one has ever heard of has just signed a deal with a company that has loosely worked with Apple in the past, who's secretary's girlfriend's brother's nephew's son goes to school with the son of the golf caddy of a high-ranking Apple corporate guy!
and you know what this means...?
G5 PowerBooks on Tuesday!!

 

[Lacero]

Josh396 was referring to himself.

Are you saying you are fat and smelly, Josh396?

Here's to the Crazy Ones

 

[Sogo]

That was a nice good laugh! And who doesnt like ner porn? or pr0n as I like to refer it.