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Slip a razor blade in the channel between the O and L keys. You'll quickly learn to think twice about lollerz.
 
Make an Applescript Filter which replaces lol which displays an alert each time. See adiumxtras.com for existing scripts for the layout of that adiumxtra, and look on the web for how to display a dialogue with applesript.
 
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