Microsoft is too huge for their own good. On one side of the company, you got a PR guy trying to boost corporate image, on the other side, you got a bunch of crazy lawyers trying to mug a pour kid into giving away his ligitimate domain name. Bullies! ^_^
What's hilarious, is that the legal fees needed to put this kid out of business would be at least 10 times the legitimate $10,000 they could have given him. But hey, lawyers got to create feuds to fuel their own work load... and banck account. catching!
I can imagine the conversation:
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Lawyers: Mr. Gate, we've got this kid up there in Canada running a website with a name taht could confuse consumers. (more than we already oursleves)
Billy: Huh? Is this a bad thing?
L: YES! It's evil. If you don't stop him, microsoft is doomed.
B: Well, OK. How much would it cost us to buy him off the web?
L: He's asking 10 grands.
B: *Chuckles* give him a hundred Grands. I spend more than that daily on wireless musical toilet paper, especially on chili day.
L: Not a good idea sir. This is not about money, it's about justice! Caving in to his demand would encourage future generation of kids to change their name to phoneticly-similar-to-microsoft names and build sites so they can rip you off of your profits.
B: Well... ok... what do you suggest.
L: Let us handle this kind overlord. We'll offer the kid $100. This way, we can be sure he'll refuse our offer... wait, make that $10. After that, we'll enter a long... lllllloooooonnnngggg processus of harassement and intimidation. Hopefully, in a few months or years, he will finally give up the name.
B: I see.
L: And if that does'nt work, we'll simply give the guy $10,000.
B: Well... Ok.
L: We'll send you our fees on a weekly basis sir. Glad... *giggles* VERY glad to be doing business with you.
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