I think you misunderstood what he was saying. If you don't have a remote shutter release that's lockable, you have to hold the button down. He's suggesting a piece of wire to hold it. Try a rubberband holding a penny on the shutter. The process would go something like this:
1. Set the camera to bulb.
2. Penny on shutter release, with the lens cap still on or something to block the light like Chris said.
3. Put the rubber band on to hold it in place.
4. Remove lens cap/whatever you used to block light.
5. After exposure, put the lens cap back on.
6. Remove penny to end exposure.
If you use the noise reduction feature, it figures out where the hot pixels are for that exposure and removes them.