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mischief

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Aug 1, 2001
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M$ has sued Steve Jobs for custody of his Children,
claiming that they are "Derivative works of a proprietary M$ code string"

Bill Plans to begin producing clones of Steve Jobs.

To provide the ultimate in tech support, each new copy of Windows Xs
will include a 1/4 scale Steve Jobs.

Specially brainwashed with all MS Tech support material ever assemble
in every language.

Once Registered, Mini-Steve will fall asleep every night on top of your
desk with his little headphones on and update his files.

Developers....Developers....Developers....Developers....Developers....
Developers....Developers....Developers....Developers....Developers....

Dance Monkey Boy!!!

In other news:

Intel buys Altivec.

Intend ability to support both Mac OS X & Windows XP
in the same chipset.
 
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