Only thing thats going to stop the thief watching your "intimate roleplay" videos on the macbook pro will be if your wife disabled automatic login.
Also report the serial to the police as well as Apple Customer Relations, they will flag the machine anytime the machine will be checked in for service.
If it's bank account info or anything sensitive, can she call those places and have her accounts suspended for the moment?
Just a note to anyone who values their MacBook.
1. install Prey or eventually the Apple version when iCloud comes out of beta.
2. get a Time Machine backup, preferably a non portable NAS on your home network.
Your homeowners insurance should cover the loss.
This is incorrect and continues to live on all over the internet, but Apple never did nor do they track serial numbers, etc.
http://support.apple.com/kb/ht2526
If you have lost or found an Apple product, please contact your local law enforcement agency to report it. Although Apple does not have a process to track or flag lost or stolen product, you can use My Support Profile to find a list of serial numbers that have been purchased or registered with your Apple ID.
I called Apple for another reason, and asked the "what if" question. They suggested immediately calling and reporting the serial number, and said that many stolen devices are brought to Apple stores where they are taken in, and then the authorities are notified and the computer held for return.
Unless you send Apple a police report highlighting your SN is stolen, they will not hold any "flagged" products, it simply doesn't happen. Try to find a news article or 2 where this supposedly happened.
Not necessarily, he/she could take out the hard drive or create another partition on it and look at whats inside via secondary OS.
*if* they take out the hard drive, theres almost nothing that can be done unless they bring it to the apple store and have the Serial checked out. Thats unlikely though.
how did it get stolen?
frankly, i wouldn't put much stock in prey or other programs like it. there has been some hype about them, and some suspicious (to my eyes) "gotcha" incidents that brought a lot of publicity (stunts?), but in the end you have to bet that the criminal is stupid on many levels, that the police are willing to run around town trying to track down this computer for you. whoever ends up getting "caught" could just be a poor sap who bought the computer. your information is still compromised. you've gained little even in a best case scenario.
watch your computer when you take it out for a stroll. get insurance (renter's insurance usually seems to have a provision for this kind of thing). use passwords. encrypt any sensitive information. use backups (time machine and online services like sugarsync).
I'm curious. If the thief then sells the item to a perfectly legit buyer, then would that buyer now be royally f'ed when he brings it in for repairs?