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That would certainly be the ultimate Valentine gift for your significant other. Would need a note included please don't eat.
 
My favorite replies on that thread were the ones that said "Hope it doesn't heat up like a G4" and "Hope it's well ventilated". :D True Mac connoisseurs, no doubt!
 
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