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MacBoobsPro

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First of all if Mad Jew is not happy about this thread I will gladly erase it. But I thought it was quite funny and got me thinking...

Is Mad Jew really just a robot that is programmed to machine gun the forums with posts at a rate of about 3 per minute? :D

 
MJ isn't just one person!

It's a small group of warped Aussies, that allows the MJ entity to post rapidly and hump legs at the same time.
 
bartelby said:
MJ isn't just one person!

It's a small group of warped Aussies, that allows the MJ entity to post rapidly and hump legs at the same time.
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I like the robot theory the best. :D Imagine a 'Bender like' robot drinking beer and burping fire while destroying keyboard after keyboard from incesent typing.

EDIT: Boobs are great arent they MJ!
 
MACDRIVE said:
I suppose if MJ was a robot, he'd be one of those pneumatic sex machines that I'm not allowed to post a link to. :D
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The revolutions would have to be pretty quick to allow him to type as fast as he does. :D
 
It has to be a very smart robot that's able to help 10 newbies in 30 minutes while the rest of us chatter on about emo music and such.
 
gekko513 said:
It has to be a very smart robot that's able to help 10 newbies in 30 minutes while the rest of us chatter on about emo music and such.
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Doesn't take much to open 10 tabs in Safari and type "Repair Permissions" then hit the Reply button on each one.
 
max_altitude said:
But it's also very large, I've been told. As a result he is able to stop the rest of us posting my blocking up our national interweb tubes.
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Tubes? You have tubes? We only have one tube here and it's more like an intarweb capillary.
 
As his avatar depicts, the hapless newbies posting innocent questions in the hardware and software sub-forums are fresh, untouched fields of tender grass to mad jew bot. He voraciously grazes on them to meet his daily quota. :)

luv ya bunches! x0x0x0
 
MacboobsPro said:
Sure you can. Do you have any boobs to bring to the party? Theres a 2 boob minimum.
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I'm usually able to scrounge some up, even though I don't have any of my own. :eek:

Or, erm, did you mean that I have to rub at least two boobs? Cuz if you're providing, I can arrange for that. ;) Well, unless they're scary boobs. :eek:
 
mkrishnan said:
I'm usually able to scrounge some up, even though I don't have any of my own. :eek:

Or, erm, did you mean that I have to rub at least two boobs? Cuz if you're providing, I can arrange for that. ;) Well, unless they're scary boobs. :eek:
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Sorry its a Bring your own boobz party. No boobs no party!

Im exempt as Im the host. :D
 
MacboobsPro said:
Sorry its a Bring your own boobz party. No boobs no party!

Im exempt as Im the host. :D
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Hmm, okay, MacBoobs Pro. I see that we're about to get into the discussion of whether there's suitable differentiation between the lines of "consumer" boobs and the more "professional" boobs. I personally prefer my boobs flesh-colored rather than aluminum, though, so I'm going to back away. :D
 
mkrishnan said:
Hmm, okay, MacBoobs Pro. I see that we're about to get into the discussion of whether there's suitable differentiation between the lines of "consumer" boobs and the more "professional" boobs.
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Yeh a headless, 'midrange' set of boobs doesnt appeal to me.
 
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