Well, the clerk is right, if there's no "free sampling" then even a customer of 30 years (a) ought to know better and (b) is not exempt from a "zero tolerance" policy, though I suppose the decent thing to do would have been to give a stern warning.
I see people do this all the time in grocery stores with candies and grapes and such. I've even seen someone walk in, grab a tabloid paper, and walk right back out. Seriously people, these things cost pennies!
When I worked retail and was going through the training/orientation session, the store manager mentioned their zero tolerance policy and told the story of one employee who got fired after stealing a 75-cent pack of candy.
My friends and I were much dumber, however, when we were young (8 or 9?). I once slowly and deliberately took and ate a piece of penny candy right in front of the counter at a convenience store, carefully hiding my face from view of the cashier by ducking behind the packaging displays. My working theory at the time was that, if I could not see the cashier, then he could not see me! Imagine my shock when we were promptly booted out of the store and told never to come back or the cops would be called on us.
... to this day, I have never set foot back in there.
Then there was my friend, whose idea of being clever was stealing candies and
shoving them down the front of his pants. I never even thought to question that, as we sat sharing the candies later
