http://io9.com/5389704/man-mistaken-for-zombie-gets-punched-in-the-head
I feel sorry for the guy who got punched but this does make me
I feel sorry for the guy who got punched but this does make me
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Man Mistaken for Zombie Gets Punched in the Head
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That's a fantastic excuse for wanton punchings. "Damn! Sorry, dude, I thought you were a zombie." This could be of some use on the tube. (not really, but the idea amuses me greatly.)
(not really, but the idea amuses me greatly.)
It seems as if a lot of people lately confuse fantasy/film/games with real life
This thread as another example.
https://forums.macrumors.com/threads/809814/
Whatever happened to common sense?
This thread as another example.
https://forums.macrumors.com/threads/809814/
Whatever happened to common sense?
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The man may not have been a zombie like he thought, but wow, the guy must have a huge pair of gonads if he was willing risk his life like that. :thumbs up:
The man may not have been a zombie like he thought, but wow, the guy must have a huge pair of gonads if he was willing risk his life like that. :thumbs up:
william sire
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If this really happened as it was said to have happened. Its disturbing to think that people are believing in Zombies.
You're laughing now, but when the zombie apocalypse comes you'll be one of the first to go. I'll be ready.
+1.........ready them shotguns and chainsaws....
it will be fun if lightsabers existed.....
Rule No.1: Cardio (If you're fat you'll be the first to go!)
Rule No.2: Double Tap
Rule No.3: Beware of Bathrooms
Rule No.4: Seatbelts
If you know what I'm talking about, feel free to continue...
Rule 5: No Attachments:
Rule 6: Travel in a Group:
Rule 7: Keep the Dumb Dumbs Close at Hand:
Rule 8: Kill with Efficiency:
Rule 9: Guns Are for Hunting, Not for Zombie Killing:
Rule 10: Be Quiet: Its the end of the world as you know it so try to avoid squeeling like a 4th grade school girl and perhaps invest in some good sneakers
Rule 15: Know Your Way out! Nothing worse then a poorly planned escape.
Rule 17: Don't Be a Hero: The hot chick who was totally gonna give you some is not worth becoming the undead. So when the going gets rough and the hot chick is about to get undead... its time to flee. No making a stand no ending up a brave zombie. Better to be a chicken liver live guy.
Rule 18: Limber Up:
Rule 19: Blend in: Much as Shaun did in Shaun of the Dead (HAHA classic
)Rule 20: Find The Right Shelter: Shelter is key to survival
Rule 21: Zombies cant Climb.
Rule 22: Be ruthless: Much like having no attachments being ruthless is key
Rule 23: God Bless Rednecks: Rednecks are loud, brash, well armed and ready to kick ass now and ask questions later.
Rule 24: No Drinking. This one should be pretty plain obvious. Escaping zombies is tough enough as it is. How well do you think you will do after downing a couple shots of Jack Daniels? Drinking is not a good survival tactic.
Rule 31: Check the Back Seat. I cant tell you how many times somebody has eaten it or in this case been eaten because they are just not smart enough to check the back seat. Always check the back seat friends. Always!
Rule 32: Enjoy the Little Things: Its the end of the world. Dont sweat the small stuff. Loot a neighbourhood or two, trash a car, speed! Do the little things and enjoy em. Who knows how long you have to live!
Rule 24 is funny.....
This is serious!
Don't people understand? Punching a Zombie in the head will only slow it down (and probably, piss it off!). What needs to be done is complete destruction of the head. If mankind can't accept this, were doomed!
Don't people understand? Punching a Zombie in the head will only slow it down (and probably, piss it off!). What needs to be done is complete destruction of the head. If mankind can't accept this, were doomed!
Rule 5: No Attachments:
Rule 6: Travel in a Group:
Rule 7: Keep the Dumb Dumbs Close at Hand:
Rule 8: Kill with Efficiency:
Rule 9: Guns Are for Hunting, Not for Zombie Killing:
Rule 10: Be Quiet: Its the end of the world as you know it so try to avoid squeeling like a 4th grade school girl and perhaps invest in some good sneakers
Rule 15: Know Your Way out! Nothing worse then a poorly planned escape.
Rule 17: Don't Be a Hero: The hot chick who was totally gonna give you some is not worth becoming the undead. So when the going gets rough and the hot chick is about to get undead... its time to flee. No making a stand no ending up a brave zombie. Better to be a chicken liver live guy.
Rule 18: Limber Up:
Rule 19: Blend in: Much as Shaun did in Shaun of the Dead (HAHA classic
Rule 20: Find The Right Shelter: Shelter is key to survival
Rule 21: Zombies cant Climb.
Rule 22: Be ruthless: Much like having no attachments being ruthless is key
Rule 23: God Bless Rednecks: Rednecks are loud, brash, well armed and ready to kick ass now and ask questions later.
Rule 24: No Drinking. This one should be pretty plain obvious. Escaping zombies is tough enough as it is. How well do you think you will do after downing a couple shots of Jack Daniels? Drinking is not a good survival tactic.
Rule 31: Check the Back Seat. I cant tell you how many times somebody has eaten it or in this case been eaten because they are just not smart enough to check the back seat. Always check the back seat friends. Always!
Rule 32: Enjoy the Little Things: Its the end of the world. Dont sweat the small stuff. Loot a neighbourhood or two, trash a car, speed! Do the little things and enjoy em. Who knows how long you have to live!
Rule 24 is funny.....
Haha great film. Some of these rules are brilliant!
Don't people understand? Punching a Zombie in the head will only slow it down (and probably, piss it off!). What needs to be done is complete destruction of the head. If mankind can't accept this, were doomed!
Why would you punch a zombie? Won't you get affected by virus and become one? i would not touch one.......i'll let my louisville slugger decide that....
+1.....indeed.....great movie......
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Haha, I like 'Zombies can't climb'.
That's like saying the obvious, like 'Cripples can't breakdance', or 'Fat kids are harder to kidnap'.
yorkshire said:Rule 5: No Attachments:
Rule 6: Travel in a Group:
Rule 7: Keep the Dumb Dumbs Close at Hand:
Rule 8: Kill with Efficiency:
Rule 9: Guns Are for Hunting, Not for Zombie Killing:
Rule 10: Be Quiet: Its the end of the world as you know it so try to avoid squeeling like a 4th grade school girl and perhaps invest in some good sneakers
Rule 15: Know Your Way out! Nothing worse then a poorly planned escape.
Rule 17: Don't Be a Hero: The hot chick who was totally gonna give you some is not worth becoming the undead. So when the going gets rough and the hot chick is about to get undead... its time to flee. No making a stand no ending up a brave zombie. Better to be a chicken liver live guy.
Rule 18: Limber Up:
Rule 19: Blend in: Much as Shaun did in Shaun of the Dead (HAHA classic
Rule 20: Find The Right Shelter: Shelter is key to survival
Rule 21: Zombies cant Climb.
Rule 22: Be ruthless: Much like having no attachments being ruthless is key
Rule 23: God Bless Rednecks: Rednecks are loud, brash, well armed and ready to kick ass now and ask questions later.
Rule 24: No Drinking. This one should be pretty plain obvious. Escaping zombies is tough enough as it is. How well do you think you will do after downing a couple shots of Jack Daniels? Drinking is not a good survival tactic.
Rule 31: Check the Back Seat. I cant tell you how many times somebody has eaten it or in this case been eaten because they are just not smart enough to check the back seat. Always check the back seat friends. Always!
Rule 32: Enjoy the Little Things: Its the end of the world. Dont sweat the small stuff. Loot a neighbourhood or two, trash a car, speed! Do the little things and enjoy em. Who knows how long you have to live!
Rule 24 is funny.....
Haha great film. Some of these rules are brilliant!
Haha, I like 'Zombies can't climb'.
That's like saying the obvious, like 'Cripples can't breakdance', or 'Fat kids are harder to kidnap'.
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Haha, I like 'Zombies can't climb'.
That's like saying the obvious, like 'Cripples can't breakdance', or 'Fat kids are harder to kidnap'.
Pretty inappropriate. Zombies aren't real!; disabled and overweight people are.
Hmm, makes me wonder. Was he mistaken for the mystical/end of the world kind of zombie? Or the secret gov't chemical/viral kinda zombie? Oh, or the under appreciated passing through the tail of a comet kind of zombie.
Okay, I watch and read far too much horror.
Oh and speaking of Zombieland, why did we (Ohio) get Jesse Eisenberg?? I couldn't Columbus have been played by Woody Harrelson, or even Emma Stone. But noooooooOOooooo Columbus had to be the geek.
Okay, I watch and read far too much horror.
Oh and speaking of Zombieland, why did we (Ohio) get Jesse Eisenberg?? I couldn't Columbus have been played by Woody Harrelson, or even Emma Stone. But noooooooOOooooo Columbus had to be the geek.
Naw.......i think he must have been a secret gov't chemical viral zombie.....
we have to realize that toothfairy's and unicorns don't exist.....
we created "global warming" we can sure make a "zombie"