Man With Flatulence Problem Gets Stabbed

[themoonisdown09]

WACO, Texas - A man was stabbed after causing a stink — literally — in a motel room while eating with a friend, police said.

Five men from the Houston area were sharing a Waco motel room Tuesday night, and two were inside the room eating when one had a flatulence problem, Waco police Officer Steve Anderson said. One man was so upset about the gas that he threw a large knife at him, cutting his leg, and then stabbed him in the chest, Anderson said.

The 35-year-old man was transported to a Waco hospital, where he was treated for what appeared to be non-life threatening injuries, Anderson said.

Jose Braule Ramirez, 33, of Houston, was charged with aggravated assault with a deadly weapon, police said. He was arraigned Wednesday and was being held in the McLennan County Jail on $15,000 bond and placed on an immigration hold, according to jail records. He cannot be released, even if he posts bond, until authorities verify he is in the country legally.

A jail spokeswoman who declined to give her name said she was not allowed to release information on whether Ramirez had an attorney.

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Talk about being in a crappy situation.

 

[CorvusCamenarum]

The article says the injuries were non-life threatening, so nothing to raise a stink about.

 

[Sun Baked]

Almost sounds like life as usual in Waco, where gasses that tend to make your eyes water cause all sorts of problems.

 

[JLatte]

I'm sure his friend had a breath of fresh air knowing his friend's wounds weren't fatal.

 

[Gray-Wolf]

It must have been some rreeeaaallllyyy bad gas there *Shakes head*

 

[themoonisdown09]

The article says the injuries were non-life threatening, so nothing to raise a stink about.

I smell a problem when you think stabbings aren't a big deal.

 

[Raid]

Cut the cheese-y puns will ya? Obviously this poor man got his air biscuits in a bunch, and just cracked.

 

[geese]

I smell a problem when you think stabbings aren't a big deal.

You take this fart-to seriously.

 

[themoonisdown09]

You take this fart-to seriously.

You need to cut it out. It's my doodie to make people aware about these kinds of problems.