Mark Lives in Ikea

[MLeepson]

This guy is living in Ikea for until Saturday!

You may know him from 171 Starbucks.

That Ikea is really close to me. I should go visit him; but that would be very weird.

 

[adrake86]

How is he able to do this when a homeless person is told to move when they are laying on a bus stop bench.

 

[spencers]

lmao
I never knew about the 171 Starbucks. He runs like a little girl!

 

[Abstract]

It's not like this guy's idea is original.

 

[xodonniedarko]

I saw this on the news!



Yeah I watch the news, man.

 

[Big-TDI-Guy]

LIVING off of IKEA FOOD?!?!?!?!

He'd be better off EATING whatever they're currently fumigating his apartment with.

Dear god, I ate at Ikea once. Like 9 months ago, and I'm STILL feeling the effects from it.

:::shudders:::

 

[xodonniedarko]

What kind of food do they have?

 

[Big-TDI-Guy]

I'm not sure - but ikea is known for being EXTREMELY efficient and environmentally conscious.

So between that fact, and the sheer taste / digestibility - I'd say their food consists of their bulk shipment packing materials.

That said - the Stoughton, MA store had Swedish "meatballs" and "hot dogs" at the check-out station. And they had a cafeteria upstairs in the store - that had a couple more items than the check out - but disturbingly, the same Swedish "meatballs".

 

[Abstract]

I'm surprised they don't sell you the ingredients and force you to make the food yourself using just an Allen key.

 

[iBlue]

That guy thinks he's a lot funnier than he really is. (though I guess the same could be said for a lot of us)

I think it would be fun... for a couple of hours.

 

[Stampyhead]

He's not funny at all. No-name crap comedians like him have to do publicity stunts just to get people to notice them.
And by the way, he didn't just decide to move into Ikea. He got approval from the company to do it. I'm sure they would have kicked him out a long time ago otherwise.