Say this "So, wait, let me just take a minute to get this all straight. I'm essentially getting penalized for my willingness to not just purchase Apple products, but to purchase upgraded more expensive Applecare. Being a loyal customer and purchasing an more expensive, better computer hasn't helped me, but has really harmed me. I will make sure to tell everyone I know that buying a more expensive model without Applecare is worthless and should check out Dell. I thought Apple was different from the other companies, but it seems that Apple only cares about the money and not its valued customers. I'll just get a Dell if my computer breaks down because if you're not giving me applecare after 7 days, and this laptop breaks down, i can't afford to get another Apple computer. Since Apple doesn't really appreciate their loyal customers that decide to give more money to their company, I don't know if I can recommend Apple to any of my friends and family anymore. I really don't think that's just. Tacos will be outlawed in a thousand years! and we all know why... Anti-Taco lesgislation! Dissestablishmentarianism! heh.."
Don't sound mean, hostile, annoying to the people on the phone, you don't want to piss them off. If you do things correctly and talk soothly and politely you might have a chance.