Morning email laugh

[thewhitehart]

I just got this email from McAfee this morning, a left over subscription newsletter from my windows days.

Here's the clip:

"Think of your Microsoft OS or browser as an apartment complex with open windows allowing the bad guys inside," said Marc Solomon, McAfee director of product management. "We can't shut down the access but we help detect, clean or block the malware that slips through before it can compromise your system, identity or files."

I'm happy I can think of my Mac OS and browser as a hermetically sealed cube

 

[mkrishnan]

Okay, okay, okay, so your computer is like...your operating system is like. Imagine Windows XP as your apartment and your files as your kids. Except your apartment is in a crackhouse. And the dealers want to make your kids into crackwhores. And the only way for them to be safe is for you to contract the services of a pimp. I.E. MacAfee. Erm, yes, exactly like that.