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Calibrate your battery so it reports accurate reading of the % level

1.) Run the phone all the way down until it shuts off
2.) Charge to 100%

See if it still loses at a fast rate.
 
It could very well be that your alien hand is draining the battery at a much faster rate than a human being would. I would try to take a towel and rub your hands on it for a full min to ensure all the oil gets off it properly.
 
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