Ninja Burger

[Doctor Q]

I just ran across this wonderfully tongue in cheek site:

Ninja Burger!​

I took their employee quiz and I have qualified to be a Keeper of the Secret Sauce. Maybe I can get a job there!

 

[mad jew]

I am now part of The Brotherhood of Blue Trees.


Oh, and they called me fat.

 

[Abstract]

Tongue-in-cheek? You mean this fine establishment isn't real?

 

[Doctor Q]

Tongue-in-cheek? You mean this fine establishment isn't real?

It's obviously real. Is has a web site, after all. I simply meant that the secret sauce sticks to the insides of your cheeks and you have to use your tongue to dislodge it.

 

[Jaffa Cake]

Hurrah! I'm a member of the House Gaijin.

Who would have thought?

 

[buryyourbrideau]

me three

 

[jeremy.king]

At least I get to wear purple.

 

[eva01]

cept i weigh 122 pounds since being sick i am not big *cries*

 

[biohazard6969]

cept i weigh 122 pounds since being sick i am not big *cries*

ye same here!....except for the sick part

 

[Jaffa Cake]

ye same here!....except for the sick part

Wow... we're getting a lot of House Gaijin. Maybe we should develop a secret handshake, or get some T Shirts made up – anything would be better than pink ninja pyjamas.

 

[yellow]

I've got your back, Doc.

 

[Applespider]

Hmmm... I'm of the Hidden Ranch - does that mean I'm in charge of the salad dressing?

 

[Chubypig]

I am now part of The Brotherhood of Blue Trees.


Oh, and they called me fat.

Sweet, me too! Now lets gang up on the others and body slam 'em!

 

[yellow]

does that mean I'm in charge of the salad dressing?

I could tell you, but then I"d have to kill you.. ninja-style.

 

[wrxguy]

but i like meat?

 

[wrxguy]

im still really confused wheather you can order food from here or not...lol

 

[yellow]

but i like meat?

I heard that rumor about you, but wasn't sure. Now you've confirmed it!

 

[Omen88]

Ninjas are totally sweet!

www.realultimatepower.net

 

[yellow]

im still really confused wheather you can order food from here or not...lol

Well, let me put it this way.. I just bought a house out in the boonies.. I mean, it's like 20 minutes further from East Nowhere. The closest store to me is a "BP" with old analog tickers on the gas pumps (that's right, no credit cards) and giant metal doors at the entrance. It's staffed by people named Earl and Bobo Jr. It says there are 10 Ninja Burger locations within 30 minutes of me.

 

[Jaffa Cake]

Well, let me put it this way.. I just bought a house out in the boonies.. I mean, it's like 20 minutes further from East Nowhere. The closest store to me is a "BP" with old analog tickers on the gas pumps (that's right, no credit cards) and giant metal doors at the entrance. It's staffed by people named Earl and Bobo Jr. It says there are 10 Ninja Burger locations within 30 minutes of me.

Of course! Being ninjas, they're all secret and hidden and stuff. As Applespider's 'Clan of the Hidden Ranch' states...

Stealth and secrecy are the keys to keeping the secret Ninja Burger Headquarters hidden...

So there you go!

 

[munkle]

I belong to the brotherhood of the Blue Trees and that's like totally braggable.

 

[joepunk]

looks like I am a member of the Clan of Hidden Ranch. I wonder if it means "Hidden Valley Ranch"

Opps... did I just reveal the secret

 

[Abstract]

It's obviously real. Is has a web site, after all. I simply meant that the secret sauce sticks to the insides of your cheeks and you have to use your tongue to dislodge it.

Yeah....obviously.

 

[ham_man]

Was it wrong that all of my answers were white boy answers? IE Chris Farley as my hero?

 

[leftbanke7]

I belong to the brotherhood of the Blue Trees and that's like totally braggable.

Nobody had better talk bad about the Brotherhood of the Blue Trees or we'll sit on you.