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[theLimit]

Apparently, this guy has lost his grip on reality:

Man beats peacock he says was vampire

Note: I do not advocate the wanton beating of wildlife, or vampires for that matter.

 

[TimJim]

what a weirdo...poor little bird

 

[SuperCompu2]

Good god, that man needs help.

 

[mkrishnan]

Sounds schizophrenic to me... Strange story, even for Staten Island.

 

[xsedrinam]

Maybe they should beef up security at NBC coast to coast, since his obvious next move is to go for either Brian Williams or Leno.

 

[theLimit]

Sounds schizophrenic to me...

Hey! I suffer from schizophrenia and I find that offensive. j/k

That said, I would never kill a vampire, they keep the CIA away!

 

[killerrobot]

I think hallucinogenic might be a better word than schizophrenic ... no telling what they're putting in those whoppers now a days.

 

[iToaster]

Stomping doesn't kill vampires... Anyways, I guess we can't find all the crazy people roaming the streets trying to kill "vampires." As for the bird, OW!

 

[Ja Di ksw]

Now that's a sad story. The guy was in his 20's? My guess is it was just an a** who thought it would be funny, and had no real mental problems (other than being an a**) and didn't actually think it was a vampire.

Poor bird.

 

[OutThere]

That is truly a strange story...maybe he thought Buffy would show up and offer herself to him as payment for his brave actions against the vampire underworld?

 

[killr_b]

mmmm, Buffy.

Shouldn't this type of story only get covered by Weekly World News or something??

 

[Abstract]

Oh sweet Jesus Lord Almighty.... he saw a peacock!!!! I would have stomped that vampire good......real good. Hmmmph.