Today, after many years, the non-retina super-drive bearing MacBook Pro passed away peacefully in it’s sleep and joined it's creator, Steve Jobs in the heavens.
The non-retina MacBook Pro is preceded in death by it's children, the retina MacBook Pro, it's grand kids the 2013 and 2014 retina MacBook Pro. The MacBook Pro is survived by it’s great grand kid, the 2015 MacBook Pro and their great great grand kids, the MacBook and the MacBook Pro with Touch Bar. The non-retina MacBook Pro had been diagnosed with a terminal illness for many years.
In tragic news, the non-retina MacBook Pro's cousin, the MacBook Air was involved in a traffic accident killing the 11" MacBook Air on the scene. The 13" MacBook Air is on life support at the Store.
A moment of silence...

The non-retina MacBook Pro is preceded in death by it's children, the retina MacBook Pro, it's grand kids the 2013 and 2014 retina MacBook Pro. The MacBook Pro is survived by it’s great grand kid, the 2015 MacBook Pro and their great great grand kids, the MacBook and the MacBook Pro with Touch Bar. The non-retina MacBook Pro had been diagnosed with a terminal illness for many years.
In tragic news, the non-retina MacBook Pro's cousin, the MacBook Air was involved in a traffic accident killing the 11" MacBook Air on the scene. The 13" MacBook Air is on life support at the Store.
A moment of silence...
