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Yep, I'd definitely place this in the "effective birth control" department...:rolleyes:

Nothing's goin' down as long as you're sporting those.
 
Abstract said:
I actually don't see anything wrong with them. They say "Play" on them or something, right?

Sorry, got ADHD and am very (very very very) bad with visual details.
Yes, but the "A" in "PLAY" has been replaced by a "play" button graphic (like this, but filled in: > ).

So what, pray tell, is supposed to be played? Is the wear supposed to play by, or with, himself? Is there a joystick involved? Can I stop with the innuendo? Will it be followed by some outuendo, some more innuendo, some more outuendo, and so on? Does the girl have matching underwear with "STOP" on the waistband? Does an older man have "FF" on his?

:D

(Now I need a cigarette.)Just kidding, I don't smoke.
 
Abstract said:
I actually don't see anything wrong with them. They say "Play" on them or something, right?

Sorry, got ADHD and am very (very very very) bad with visual details.

actually they have a front pocket for your iPod.
 

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A nerds best friend! Honestly I would never buy one of those, what a waste of money.

(when I first read the topic I felt like breaking out into the "I like big buts song", But now Im happy I didnt and I relize how screwed up that would be for this tread:p )
 
I don't think so, would look pretty weird digging into your pants to change tracks.
 
Hah!!!

Might become a bit of a cult item amongst some folks looking for a more interesting place to put their vibrating mobile phone.

It reminds me a bit of that Harry Potter broomstick that vibrated, huge cult following for that little item. :D
 
clayj said:
:eek:

OK, that's just weird. You're about to get the girl into your bed... she sees those geeky underwear... and she takes off. Smart.

Ummm... let's put it this way: if you're shopping on kleptomaniac.com, you're not after girls...
 
wow, stunning.... -ly sad. I can not imagine anyone buying these. Apart from the indescribably high geek factor involved, when would they EVER be even remotely useful? Unless you're so sad as to not only buy those, but spend a large amount of your time walking around your house listening to youripod in only your boxers, I can not imagine a possible reason for getting them.
 
clayj said:
You're about to get the girl into your bed... she sees those geeky underwear... and she takes off. Smart.

Wear those and it may very well prove to be the day the music died.
 
Chundles said:
Hah!!!

Might become a bit of a cult item amongst some folks looking for a more interesting place to put their vibrating mobile phone.

It reminds me a bit of that Harry Potter broomstick that vibrated, huge cult following for that little item. :D

Ok, now you're just bringing down the tone of the whole thread ;) :D
 
When you're dropping the s-bomb and you're a bit bored, you can listen to some music.

You're all jealous that you didn't think of it first!

reberto said:
It is the 21st century version of stuffing your pants with socks! :eek: :p


So I'm guessing nobody is gonna stuff their pants with a Nano.
 
clayj said:
So what, pray tell, is supposed to be played? Is the wear supposed to play by, or with, himself? Is there a joystick involved? Can I stop with the innuendo? Will it be followed by some outuendo, some more innuendo, some more outuendo, and so on? Does the girl have matching underwear with "STOP" on the waistband? Does an older man have "FF" on his?
Oh, come on, people, this was FUNNY. No reaction at all... I'm disappointed.
 
Ha these things are a joke, why in the world would you need a iPod carrier in your underwear, I highly doubt many doods walk around their house in their underwear and sing gloria estefan while its blasting from their iPod held right next to their pacawk. :D
 
clayj said:
Oh, come on, people, this was FUNNY. No reaction at all... I'm disappointed.
Ha ha, that was pretty funny. "Stop"...
If these things become popular, you might want to think twice about buying a used iPod on Ebay:eek:
 
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