Kick the space program into high gear! It's time to invade Titan for its oil!
Okay, fine, it's not really oil, but liquid ethane and methane have been found on Saturn's moon Titan. They've known the compounds were there, before, but I guess the news is NASA has positively identified them in a liquid state. CNN was sure to point out that "Liquid ethane is a component of crude oil."

Okay, fine, it's not really oil, but liquid ethane and methane have been found on Saturn's moon Titan. They've known the compounds were there, before, but I guess the news is NASA has positively identified them in a liquid state. CNN was sure to point out that "Liquid ethane is a component of crude oil."