I could never date a Windows user.
No wait, I retract that statement. I can date a girl who doesn't know much about computers and uses Windows because she doesn't know the alternatives and doesn't care, but I can't date a girl who actually knows about electronics and computers, and yet chooses to use Windows.
And Old Navy commercials suck. I know they're supposed to look like ol' school and the acting is supposed to be bad, but Old Navy just takes it too far. And the Fran Drescher ones made me jealous of the deaf.