No, I was kidding. But if you're prepared to put cash to your offer, you can probably buy one in the next few days and then just sell your own when it arrives. Possibly even for a profit, if it comes before stores have them.
Why would you even need to trade for a June shipment? I mean just get your watch, sell it for a profit on Ebay or Craigslist, then order from Apple and you will get the June shipment.