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I can imagine Cook at WWDC:

"First I'd like to talk about Apple Watch"
"Apple watch is our most personal device yet. ...."

"...We sold [big number here] in just [insert shortest time here]!..."
"This is incredible!"




(not making fun of him, its just how it is lol)
 
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I can imagine Cook at WWDC:

"First I'd like to talk about Apple Watch"
"Apple watch is our most personal device yet. ...."

"...We sold [big number here] in just [insert shortest time here]!..."
"This is incredible!"

I love Tim and all but that is almost verbatim what he would say....in a long drawn out southern tone of voice.
 
wonder if he'll say how many cancellations there are over the next few days as people get a chance to get into the stores and finally try them on!?

(ya i already know the answer: no... he won't!)
 
I can imagine Cook at WWDC:

"First I'd like to talk about Apple Watch"
"Apple watch is our most personal device yet. ...."

"...We sold [big number here] in just [insert shortest time here]!..."
"This is incredible!"




(not making fun of him, its just how it is lol)

Haha. this is spot on
 
I can imagine Cook at WWDC:

"First I'd like to talk about Apple Watch"
"Apple watch is our most personal device yet. ...."

"...We sold [big number here] in just [insert shortest time here]!..."
"This is incredible!"

(not making fun of him, its just how it is lol)


It'd be funnier if he said, 'soon some of our customers will receive their apple watch. This is incredible!'
*large applause*
 
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