Photo Contest: Steve Jobs @ NY Apple Store Opening

[JDOG_]

Well, I thought in light of the new NY Apple retail store opening today, I'd throw up a caption contest. No prizes to give out, but I think we can have some fun with this one

 

[andym172]

My hands are CLEAN I'm telling you. It wasn't me who left those prints...

 

[FF_productions]

Talk to the hand, because Steve Jobs doesn't want to talk to you.

Damn, Steve needs some new clothes...

 

[monke]

Honestly guys, I don't think my palm can tell us the future of Apple.

 

[Spanky Deluxe]

I'm telling you, I own Apple. Now let me in!!

 

[mcarnes]

Are you honestly telling me you don't see the purple dog I'm holding?

 

[monke]

I couldn't resist one more....

The new iPod Invisa, look at it quickly before it floats away.

 

[andym172]

I'm going to count to 10, if I don't have one of those lovely black MacBook's in my hand there's going to be murder!

Ten, nine, eight, seven...

 

[Felldownthewell]

"Hey...you can't be Steve Jobs....I'm Steve Jobs!"

 

[Daveway]

How many times do I have to tell you guys? I'm not giving up my $600 black cardigan and jeans!

 

[macOSX-tastic]

whaddaya mean you cant find the keys to the store? the people are waiting!!!

2) look pal, ive got two hands, and i can slap you with either one of them so move out of the way!
S

 

[Phat_Pat]

"why is that jackass behind me wearing a Red Sox hat"

 

[Phobophobia]

"I'm about to make you an offer you can't refuse."

 

[w_parietti22]

"See the grey and jeans just doesnt look good. You should really try black and jeans sometime"

 

[shuurajou]

".... where the hell is the ribbon!"

 

[Doctor Q]

"Whoever left that 30-foot scratch is gonna get such a slap!"

 

[Afro1989]

 

[FF_productions]

"I'm about to make you an offer you can't refuse."

A PowerBook G5.

 

[EricNau]

This cube does NOT look 60 feet tall. 60 feet! I SAID SIX-TY FEET!

 

[beatle888]

Well, I thought in light of the new NY Apple retail store opening today, I'd throw up a caption contest. No prizes to give out, but I think we can have some fun with this one

its my latest invention, the new palm pilot we're calling it the "hand job"

 

[Doctor Q]

"How do you do that 'Live long and prosper' thing again?"

 

[monke]

Before I open the door, I want you to count how many people are staring at me.

 

[Glenn Wolsey]

My hands are CLEAN I'm telling you. It wasn't me who left those prints...

I love it!

 

[Peyton]

"what can you do about this police man sticking his tongue out at me!?!"

 

[2nyRiggz]

"You see these hands boy!....i'll slap you if you dont move outta my way...bastard"


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